3rd most dangerous city in America...

[hal4uk]

Right behind Detroit and Memphis...

Welcome to Springfield Illinois.
Thanks for that utter nonsense, FORBES.

Beware of the KILLER GEESE...

[classicrockgriller]

 ;D I read that on Yahoo!  :o

Kinda Crazy them killer geese.

In Texas we count deaths by Armadillos.

[ghost9mm]

I seen some of them geese on a wanted poster....I forget what they were wanted for, just know they poop everywere...lol

[squirtthecat]

LOL!
I about drove off of the road on the way to work this morning when I heard that..


DAYUMM??  WHERE'S MY GLOCK?

[KyNola]

Dem geese are packing!  Next time when I come up I'm bringing both of my Glock 9's.  Might bring up the Colt AR15 too, just in case. ;D

[hal4uk]

Dem geese are packing!  Next time when I come up I'm bringing both of my Glock 9's.  Might bring up the Colt AR15 too, just in case. ;D

We'll meet u at the county line in the HumVee.

[KyNola]

Don't bother.  I'll have my friend Staff Sergeant Brad riding shotgun and ALL that it implies.  Had a beer with him tonight.  What an awesome guy.  He will blow up a goose or two! ;)

[hal4uk]

Don't bother.  I'll have my friend Staff Sergeant Brad riding shotgun and ALL that it implies.  Had a beer with him tonight.  What an awesome guy.  He will blow up a goose or two! ;)

Buy Brad one (or fifty) on me.  I'll pay ya back. 
He ain't BUYING beer that I know of.
Awrighten.

[KyNola]

And he didn't buy a beer tonight either.  ;)  Did bring me some awesome smoked elk tenderloin to try.  It was killer good.  Smoked it 3 days ago and still very moist and tasty.  He marinated it for 24 hours in beer before throwing it in his Bradley. Got to know him very very well tonight.  I'll tell you what he told me next time I see you face to face Hal.  This forum is neither the time or place.

[classicrockgriller]

POOR Geese!

Wait! They are Republicans!

[Caneyscud]

Come on guys, them geese ain't dangerous - although of course you could get honked in a place you don't want to get honked on.  The real danger of them critters is what they leave behind and slipping - if ya know what I mean!  The PETA type group loves them things around here.  They are everywhere.  One was shot with an arrow a few years ago and you'd have thunk that the President had been shot.  Coverage for 2 weeks!