Two Tall Trees

[NePaSmoKer]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Now wipe that smile off your face.

[mikecorn.1]

Can't. Thats some funny $h!t right there. :):D


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[iceman]

Son of a beech, that was funny Rick  ;D

[pensrock]

Good one Rick.  ;D ;D ;D