I Can't Resist....

[MWS]

I love my American friends (I have many) but I can't resist posting this funny I saw today. Rebuttles are welcome, but no back bacon jokes please...

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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Canadian Rockies
were an American guy, a Canadian guy, a little old Greek lady, and a
young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
American has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde
in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in
the dark, but missed and fondled the Old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the Blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I Can smack the
American again.

[Oldman]

As an American I can only say that I love it.
Thanks for the laugh.

EDIT I copied it over to the KoV site.
Olds

[iceman]

Way to funny. Thanks. ;D

[gpsmoker]

Too funny! Almost had an accident I laughed so hard....thanks for the grin!

Greg