Stupid contractor and my wife.

[Oldman]

Last year she replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.

Yesterday, she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them yet.

Her conversation with him went something like this:

Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Helllooooo?" (I told him). "It's been a year!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.

[manxman]

 ;D ;D ;D

[iceman]

 ;D :D ;D ::) Way to funny.

[icerat4]

Nice  :D

[JJC]

Love it!  :D ;D :D