Alabama This One Is For You Duckman

[Oldman]

Alabama
 
              A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire
              estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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              How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
              When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my
              sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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              How can you tell if a Alabama redneck is married?
              There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
              pickup truck.
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              Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking
              age in Alabama to 32?
              It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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              What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama?
              Documentaries.
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              Where was the toothbrush invented?
              Alabama. If it had been invented anywhere else, it
              would have been called a teeth brush.
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              An Alabama State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65
              and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
              and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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              Did you hear about the $3 million Alabama State Lottery?
              The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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              The governor's mansion in Alabama burned down!
              Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
              library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and
              he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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              A new law was recently passe d in Alabama. When a couple
              gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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              A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and or ders a mudslide.
              The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from
              'round here are ya?
              "No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas".
              The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya
              do in Arkansas?"
              "I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
              The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What
              in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
              "The man says,"I mount animals".
              The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
              bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

[BigSmoker]

Excellent Olds thanks for the laugh ;D

[Wampum Pit]

Those were great Olds. I'm thinking now about who to e-mail these to.

LSHMBB

[iceman]

Olds ya gotta quit that!!! My sides hurt from laughing to hard! That made my whole week. Thanks :D

[MallardWacker]

I'm still looking for the reference to "Double Adam Apples" and "Chin-less Cousins".

Good one Olds...