New Virus

[iceman]

WARNING!!!







There is a new virus out!!!

The new virus is code named "WORK"

If you receive "WORK" from your colleagues, your boss, or anywhere else, do not touch it under any circumstances!

If you come in contact with the virus, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub.

Order three beers and repeat this four more times.

After that is done you will find that "WORK" has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends "WORK" has already infected you.

This virus is deadly.

Please pay close attention to it and take heed.

;D :D ;D

[manxman]

Thanks for the warning Iceman, me and my work colleagues are off down the pub right now. Not that we have had a chance to succumb to the work virus yet as we have only been in work for 15 minutes. Nothing better than a pint of guinness for breakfast though!!

But in management gobbledegook "proactive measures of a precautionary nature will prevent an adverse event", in plain English we would hate the sh*t to hit the fan!! ;D