Men really do care....

[Oldman]

She came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to
a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY
upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare
you do this to me - a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"

And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at
least I can tell you
what happened"

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the
last words you'll say
to me!"

And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home and this
young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
down and out and
defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into
the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So,
in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made
for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower
and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the
designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because
you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your
anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots
you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at
work has a pair like
them.."

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so
grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door
she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said '"Please........do you
have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?'

[manxman]

Hahaha, nice one Olds...... brightened up my day already. ;D

[iceman]

Now that's the truth and nothing but the truth!!! Ha!!! Good one Old's :D :D :D