Look out here it comes..........................................................

[Oldman]

THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY


 
Good                 :  Your wife is pregnant. 
Bad                   :  It's triplets.
Ugly                  :  You had a vasectomy five years ago.


 
Good                 :  Your wife's not talking to you. 
Bad                   :  She wants a divorce.
Ugly                  :  She's a lawyer.


 
Good                 :  Your son is finally maturing. 
Bad                   :  He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly                  :  So are you.


 
Good                  : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad                    : You find several porn movies hidden there. 
Ugly                   : You're in them.


 
Good                 :  Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad                   :  You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly                  :  Your daughter borrowed them.




Good                  :  Your husband understands fashion.
Bad                    :  He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly                   :  He looks better than you.




Good                  :  You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad                    :  She keeps interrupting.
Ugly                   :  With corrections.




Good                  :  Your son is dating someone new.
Bad                    :  It's another man.
Ugly                   :  He's your best friend.


 
Good                  : Your daughter got a new job. 
Bad                    :  As a hooker.
Ugly                   :  Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly           :  She makes more money than you do.

[icerat4]

Lol  ;D ;D ;D

[Vampyr]

Hahahaha  :D

[LilSmoker]

 ;D Hahaha! ;)

[Wildcat]

Good one.