What On Earth Is Arcs N Sparks Doing Here???

Started by agent provocateur, February 19, 2007, 11:16:12 AM

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Quote from: agent provocateur on February 28, 2007, 02:21:58 PM
arcs n sparks and nepa walk into a bar... after ordering a sierra nevada pale ale and a yuengling black n tan... they talk about the latest addition to their underground junkyard in tonopah...

suddenly... a woman at a nearby table... who is eating a breaded tenderloin sandwich... begins to cough... after a minute or so... it becomes apparent that she is in real distress...

nepa looks at her and says "kin ya swallar"... the woman shakes her head no...

arcs n sparks says "kin ya breathe"... the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no...

arcs n sparks and nepa walk over to the woman... arcs n sparks lifts up the back of her dress...  yanks down her drawers... and nepa quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue...

the woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and a chunk of tenderloin flies out of her mouth...

as she begins to breathe again... arcs n sparks and nepa walk slowly back to the bar...

the bar tenders says... ya know... id heerd of dat dere hind Lick maneuver...  but i ain't never seed nobody do it before...


HEY THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT HERE IN MISSISSIPPI :o
If You Get Up From The Table Hungry You Ain't At My House!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!