This is so wrong!

[Tenpoint5]

Calm down my wayward friend...don't resist the light...smell the aroma around you...no rotten stinking smelly burning wood...but...flavors...aromatics...the smoke that is from above...the aromatics of smoked pork butt...and tasty chicken...not the acidic harsh smell of your messy wood...open up your senses my son...open up...sing the praises of the gift you have received!!! Can I get a.... ;D

I know she wants a hell yeah but I'm handing her a cold glass full of an adult beverage. She has a long fight with the Messy-wood Demons coming, She's gonna need it.

Ok I'm back in my chair.

[KyNola]

Relax, she hasn't even whipped out the anti-Messy-wood Demon teabag yet. ;)

KyNola

[beefmann]

WTS

if you dont want the  hickory bisquetts I' LL take them  off your  hands....

I think Mr. Walleye may be right in that the supplier is a member of this forum and played a  joke on you

[westexasmoker]

Relax, she hasn't even whipped out the anti-Messy-wood Demon teabag yet. ;)

KyNola

NOooooo......Not the Teabag!  :o

C

[La Quinta]

I have thought long and hard about this conudrum you are in my friend...the hickory gods have spoken to me...soon I will reveal their answer...please be patient my friend...all will be revealed...  ;D

[westexasmoker]

I have thought long and hard about this conudrum you are in my friend...the hickory gods have spoken to me...soon I will reveal their answer...please be patient my friend...all will be revealed...  ;D

Now were talkin bands and smoking.....(granted thats in another thread)  but I'm to old for that.....by the way I never inhaled....just like Habs!  ;D

C

[beefmann]

likes a varity of music.... looks in the mirror... i dont  remember that  graay  hair... thoes two.. that  one there ...the  three on the  left  side... 8  on the  right  side... streaches ... joints moan.. dont remember me  being  this stiff...

wait .. this  is a smoking  site..  lights up and  takes a puff... am i  suppose to inhale or  exhale....  exhales anyway

[La Quinta]

Please...please.... my dearest smoking pals...we have a wayward friend in distress...he knows not of the excalibur of wood that was sent to him...(by trickery or crookery...) it matters not....WE MUST HELP HIM...  ;D

[beefmann]

LaQ that  is true...

WTS you want to  trade 1 box of hikory  for 1  misquite?

[La Quinta]

No...Beef...he must be left to discover his own way with the wood of the gods...he must snatch the pebble out of his own hand...(you can do that right WTS??  ;D)

Go into the light my friend...all will be revealed...should you smoke with the hickory...a poem will show you the way...(and I hope...make ya laugh)!!!  :D

[beefmann]

LQ,,

yes WTS needs to see the  light .. i do  use  quite a few  different  chips... or  are they cow patties?... he he he .. anyway WTS  give them a   shot

[La Quinta]

WTS...you have been interestingly missing from this post...I shant ask a question...other then...DID YA EVEN TRY THE HICKORY? NO HICKORY...NO POEM...You must decide grasshopper...(Or maybe you already have...and then forget it...)  ???

[westexasmoker]

Make excellent door stops!  And good for the skeet range......Pull!   ;D

C

[beefmann]

WTS....

pulls on your  leg...


Oh  .. you ment the skeet  machine....

ok ..  pulls

[La Quinta]

 ???  ???  ???