Papain

[ArnieM]

Turns out the wifey did and it looks like I will need to buy a dog, cause I need to sleep in his house now. DOH.

Just get an 8x10 shed.  Put a cot and your smoker in it.  Problem(s) solved.

[Quarlow]

Sounds like the ultimate bachleor condo.

[classicrockgriller]

When I brought Home my Traeger grill, my wife was pissed.

I put it together in den.

I slept on the couch in den that nite with the Traeger right next to me.

Damn Traeger kept me up all nite tellin me stories.

[ArnieM]

Damn Traeger kept me up all nite tellin me stories.

Shoulda got a dog.

[classicrockgriller]

the dog was listenin and laughin

[ArnieM]

My wife wants a dog, until she sobers up.  We've had a number of dogs before and currently have three cats; cats are easy.

W: The local pound has a one year old Chihuahua (sic?).  You know, those nasty little almost a dog things.
We don't need it.
W: But it's so cute.
Where'd they get it?
W: Found on the street, wandering around.
And, no one claimed it.
W: No, it's lost.
Yeah, sure, and probably for good reason.  You know these little dogs are difficult to house train?
W: I'll take it out.
When there's 12 inches of snow on the ground?
W: We can get wee-wee pads.
What?
W: They're pads you can put on the floor all over the house the doggy can go wee-wee on.

That was the end of the conversation.

[classicrockgriller]

I'm with you, them dogs are weird.

#1 dog that bite a postman is a Ch...that one you said