Now I know why this site is so popular

[hal4uk]

Goodness gracious...  No wonder they call it porking...

But seriously, folks, watch your email inbox...
I received an offer for some pills that were GUARANTEED to increase my, you know, AT LEAST 3 inches!!!!
Heck, I was just about to click the BUY button...

Then it occured to me...
What in the world would I do with a 17 incher?  Heck, that's just crazy.

[Tiny Tim]

Well, maybe get a lil' closer to the "i" spot.