Dead Carp For Sale

[whitetailfan]

Is that "anonymous cat #3" from Pet Cemetary coming out of retirement?


<font color="green">whitetailfan</font id="green">
"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB

[mrdennisg]

Let's see if I can answer a few ?? about My friend here, who by the way has no name yet.  

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<font color="red">1. Why would you save that? (after Halloween I mean)</font id="red">

I wanted a playmate for our other cat???

<font color="red">2. Do you eat off that table?</font id="red">

no but my wife does ..

<font color="red">3. What kind of beer does it drink?</font id="red">
well this is what his friends like:
http://www.cask-ale.co.uk/cat.html


<font color="red">4. Does it listen to you?</font id="red">

Not realy but he likes a good story now and then.

he lives here: 770 Dead Cat Aly Woodland, CA (look it up)

<font color="red">What I am about to tell you next is very shocking so be forwarned,,, the week at heart should not read this.
I have and I was shocked.</font id="red">

Interesting thing, it seems Beer and Dead cats go together, remember norm on cheers :

quote: "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."

dictionaries definitions: Dead Cat (2002)

From the phrase "you can't swing a dead cat without hitting something." Used to describe a very common answer, particularly in intramural and high-school tournaments, on a specific subject. For example, Noam Chomsky is considered the dead cat of linguistics, since it's impossible to write an easy question about linguistics without mentioning Noam Chomsky.

Also a small plush cat purchased by Carey in early 2002, brought to tournaments to accompany Pikachu, with a small string around its neck. When we encounter a dead-cat answer, we swing the dead cat around and make sounds like a dying (but not dead) cat.

He is qouted a lot: http://www.kessels.com/Hobby/cats/Quotes.html

He has a brother named Robert: Aparently he has a job as a model for this wierd guy
(his picture is on the right 3/4ths down the page): http://www.morbidtendencies.com/faq-main.html

There are websites:  http://www.deadcat.net/viewfile.php?fileid=365

songs about him: http://www.xhtmlcoder.com/beck/deadwildcat.xht

books writen about him: http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0517545160/ref=sib_dp_pt/102-6002401-1648112#reader-link

 He was in the news : http://www.straylake.com/html/newsarchaug.html#Lottery

jokes: heres a good one,  "If Schroedinger's Cat walks into a forest, and no one is around to observe it, is he really in the forest?"  

[:)]that is sooooo funny[:)]

video games: http://deadcats.teamut.com/Pictures.html

He was used to
illustrate the incompleteness of the theory of quantum mechanics:
 
QUANTUM PHYSICS FRIDAY

This is from the Wikipedia entry on Schrödinger's cat.
Schrödinger's cat is a seemingly paradoxical thought experiment devised by Erwin Schrödinger that attempts to illustrate the incompleteness of the theory of quantum mechanics when going from subatomic to macroscopic systems. The experiment proposes:

A cat is placed in a sealed box. Attached to the box is an apparatus containing a radioactive nucleus and a canister of poison gas. The experiment is set up so that there is a 50% chance of the nucleus decaying in one hour. If the nucleus decays, it will emit a particle that triggers the apparatus, which opens the canister and kills the cat. According to quantum mechanics, the unobserved nucleus is described as a superposition (mixture) of "decayed nucleus" and "undecayed nucleus". However, when the box is opened the experimenter sees only a "decayed nucleus/dead cat" or an "undecayed nucleus/living cat."
The question is: when does the system stop existing as a mixture of states and become one or the other? The purpose of the experiment is to illustrate that quantum mechanics is incomplete without some rules to describe when the wavefunction collapses and the cat becomes dead or remains alive instead of a mixture of both.

Contrary to popular belief, Schrödinger did not intend this thought experiment to indicate that he believed that the dead-alive cat would actually exist; rather he considered the quantum mechanical theory to be incomplete and not representative of reality in this case. Since a cat clearly must either be alive or dead (there is no state between alive and dead, e.g. half-dead) surely the same must be true of the nucleus. It must be either decayed or not decayed.

True Stories: Dead Cats, Long necks and a 1965 Chevy

http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/odd_midwest/2005/04/dead_cats_long_.html

he lives here: 770 Dead Cat Aly Woodland, CA (look it up)

Hoope that helps you[:D][:D]

[Phone Guy]

Craig C Mayfield Works there.

[Phone Guy]

I did not know you could make living with a dead cat.[:D] I'll be looking at our cat a little diferently now. He can't live forever...[}:)]

[MallardWacker]

Now this was my favorite part of that disortation.

http://deadcats.teamut.com/Pictures.html



Thanks for the laugh.

It does concern me about folks that has this fetish with dead cats though.


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