Lucky Neighbor

[NePaSmoKer]

So today i buy a 30 pack of Keystone light. My neighbor Todd reaches in the box and pulls the limited edition orange can.



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[GusRobin]

do you win something with the can?

[NePaSmoKer]

He will get something. Have to post to FaceBook.

Hahaha @ Sara

[hal4uk]

Is that like the new unopened empty can I found in my case of Dr Pepper?
Hope not.  I got mad and smashed it flat.
Awrighten.

[NePaSmoKer]

Reading the box, all he will get is an empty duplicate can. WTH

He ain't opening the can he got from the box.

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[Keymaster]

My keystone box states that if you get the Golden Keystone can that you will win an all inclusive trip to the " Nepas Wonka Sausage factory". The tour will begin at his secret vault where Nepas himself will open the secret golden receipt book and share all his secret receipts whilst sharing his Bradley smoked magic cheese and Old aged Miracle Landjaegars. To follow you will visit the "Sausage room" where fountains of hot sausage flow down hills and fork into rivers where you may dip your trademark Y'all crackers in and enjoy the taste of Nepas sausage. Next you will venture on to the "GB Jerky room" where you will find Magic Nepas cows that produce 80/20 GB instead of milk ;) and all the happy Nupa nupa's cheerfully extrude all the magic GB jerky that is distributed worldwide. Lastly you will enter the "Pikeman room" where you will be fitted with a silicone ruber suit and put in the Ultra Pikeman water stuffer and be gently shot back to your home (CONUS) and land in one of them light blue kiddie pools full of Nepas Slim Jims. Prize package valued at $10,899.00  :o
Just sayin thats what my box says ;D ;D ;D

[NePaSmoKer]

That's freaking so funny. :-)

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