Please...Help with my wife.

[MallardWacker]

I need some help guys. I think my wife is seeing somebody. Lately she has been coming home late from work and when I ask her about it she gets real defensive. When her cell phone rings and I look to see who it is she says "what...you checking on me?" Lately she seems to being going out a lot "with the girls." And when she gets home she always has someone drop her off a house or two up the street.

So last night I took it upon myself to get to the bottom of it. When it started to get late, about the time she normally comes home, I went outside and crouched down beside my duck boat so she wouldn't see me. A strange car pulled up in front of the neighbor's house with my wife in the passenger seat. Just as she was getting out of the car I noticed that I was starting to get some paint flaking off, right at the top of the transom. What do think I could use to fix that? I don't want it to get so bad that a whole repaint is needed.

Can you guys help me?


SmokeOn,

mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know.  But...

[iceman]

Sounds like you need to keep better track of the boat. You can always replace the ole lady but not a good boat. Ha![}:)] Nothing worse than looking shabby when your out hunting. We got an image to uphold.[:D]

[Phone Guy]

Maybe ask your wife if she knows a good Painter. You never know.

[ChefBill]

At least she hasn't asked to borrow the duck boat yet. Hell, I used to hate coming in after dark with a bunch of Ol' stinky muddy ducks to pick before going to get a shower and hit the bed. I never saw much of my duck boat in the daylight. always stayed dirty as hell anyway. Never knew if it needed paint. Wife never went in it so I was safe on that point. Just paint it and forget about the wife <font color="red"><b><font size="3">unless</font id="size3"></b></font id="red"> she wants to paint it. [:D]

ChefBill
If you can eat it, you can smoke it.

[nodak]

Heck I would just put up with both the way they are, It'll be cheaper in the long run.  Than you would need a shiny new motor to go along with the new paint job.  And you with your looks you would have to be a sugar-daddy to some naive young thing to get her.  ALL WAY TOO EXPENSIVE

Meeting I was at last week asked "Would you rather have a satisfied customer or a loyal customer[?]" than he said guys think about it this way "Would you rather have a satisfied wife or a loyal wife[?]"

"If you're not living on the edge, You're taking up way too much room, so get the he-- out of my way."

[nodak]

Heck I would just put up with both the way they are, It'll be cheaper in the long run.  Than you would need a shiny new motor to go along with the new paint job.  And you with your looks you would have to be a sugar-daddy to some naive young thing to get her.  ALL WAY TOO EXPENSIVE

Meeting I was at last week asked "Would you rather have a satisfied customer or a loyal customer[?]" than he said guys think about it this way "Would you rather have a satisfied wife or a loyal wife[?]"

"If you're not living on the edge, You're taking up way too much room, so get the he-- out of my way."

[MallardWacker]

Love the responses...

I found that on the Refuge forum.

[whitetailfan]

Mally,
I'm sorry to hear about your situation.  I'm not sure how you could replicate the circumstances, but I thought I would share a story in which I was able to overcome something similar...

<i>A few years ago I was up in Calgary at one of the gentlemans clubs with two hunting buddies.  All of a sudden a "working girl" sits down and has a drink with us.

She is in an awful cheery mood and said that she had a nice date with one of the oil tycoons, who gave her ten times her normal fee for the evening.  In fact, in light of her financial gain, she offered to "do anything each of us wanted for $10".

Well Bob who just broke up with his girlfriend was anxious to take advantage of this offer, and the two of them ran off to a closet or something for about 15 mins.  After Bob came back, Joe coyly asked if he actually had a good time for $10.  With a big smile Bob said YES and so Joe grabbed out $10 and handed it to the lady.  Off they went to the same place.

When they rejoined the table, I was asked if I wanted to get in on the offer.  I looked straight into her eyes and said "you will do anything I want for $10?"  She looks back at me and with a big grin says "anything...anywhere..." to which I smiled and nodded.

I pulled a $10 out of my wallet...leaned forward...tucked the money down her blouse...and whispered..."paint my house".</i>

I wish you luck however your situation turns out.


<font color="green">whitetailfan</font id="green">
"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB

[icerat4]

I see these bradley smokers not only effect the pallet but the brain also.You guys are wacked.lol[:D]The name of my new book for this place is SMOKE A NEWBIE.Have a great day.

[Roadkill]

Mallard,
   http://search.ebay.com/semen-detection-kit_W0QQfkrZ1QQfromZR8  This URL may help you decide about late nite panty action,,,course then you may have to rummage thru the dirty clothes pile,but it will give you an answer about one of your concerns,the paint job,,blast and blow,,blast down to bare metal,blow some new paint on,please supply updates about panty-sniffer detective kit,,,

"PINK"-the only way,to devour a steak!

[MallardWacker]

Yaaaawow...Who da thunk