Y'all ever watch "CHOPPED"?

[hal4uk]

Aspiring Chefs have to prepare an entree (or dessert, or whatever they're told) in 30 minutes.
They MUST use the 4 ingredients that are in their "basket".
But, they don't know what's in the basket until they begin.

So... this guy, with a heavy British accent, says:  "CHEFS!!!  Please open your baskets!"

Then, he proceeds to announce the ingredients they MUST use (basket contents)...
"And you must use...  COTTON BALLS, NUMBER TWO PENCILS, TIN FOIL, AND WING NUTS!!!!"

While the dumbfounded culinary wizards (that suddenly wish they were anywhere else ...stare at the end of their careers)...
The Brit says, "You'll have 30 minutes to complete this round.  Start cooking NOW!!!"
And, while the VICTIMS are preparing this crap, a "board of celebrity chefs" are constantly critiquing them...

"My complaint with Frederikoooo is that he under-sauteed the tin foil"...
"Yet, Loouiiiise, despite her chewy cotton balls, has an amazing carmelization on those wing nuts..."

Then he asks...
WHO'S DISH IS ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK?

"Loouiiiise... I'm very sorry... You've been chopped."
"While the judges utterly marveled at your wing nuts, the complexity was just lacking, and our judges felt your pencils were just garnishes as an afterthought." 

Then, the LOSER walks down the hall.. With a CAMERA IN THEIR FACE... While they're CRYING.
Ain't TV Grand?

[classicrockgriller]

Then, he proceeds to announce the ingredients they MUST use (basket contents)...
"And you must use...  COTTON BALLS, NUMBER TWO PENCILS, TIN FOIL, AND WING NUTS!!!!"

"My complaint with Frederikoooo is that he under-sauteed the tin foil"...

"Loouiiiise... I'm very sorry... You've been chopped."
"While the judges utterly marveled at your wing nuts, the complexity was just lacking, and our judges felt your pencils were just garnishes as an afterthought." 

Hal, You are a special person!  ;D ;D ;D

Thanks for the laugh.

[Keymaster]

It was a very hard decision but your nuts were to dry, you did not incorporate your cotton balls within the meal, we loved your number 2 pencils and they were the best meal of the day but your tin foil was with out season or complexity (Air-Own) and for this Hal I'm sorry, but you've been chopped :)

[hal4uk]

It was a very hard decision but your nuts were to dry, you did not incorporate your cotton balls within the meal, we loved your number 2 pencils and they were the best meal of the day but your tin foil was with out season or complexity (Air-Own) and for this Hal I'm sorry, but you've been chopped :)

Ain't the first time I been run outta this joint :o

[Keymaster]

It was a very hard decision but your nuts were to dry, you did not incorporate your cotton balls within the meal, we loved your number 2 pencils and they were the best meal of the day but your tin foil was with out season or complexity (Air-Own) and for this Hal I'm sorry, but you've been chopped :)

Ain't the first time I been run outta this joint :o

I watch that show all the time and you hit it right on the spot, Blue chickens, Haggis and jelly beans ::) Funny stuff  :)