I was just diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. Syndrome

[iceman]

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on
the hall table.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the
trash can under the table, and I notice that the trash can is
full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out
the trash first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I
take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only
one check left

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk
where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the
Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put
it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on
the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading
glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be
looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on
the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where
it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on
the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels
and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning to do.

At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the
flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm
really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some
help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL  ;) :D ;D
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

[manxman]

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL   
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!

And may I never grow up and always be able to laugh at myself!! ;D

And yes...... think I have A.A.A.D.D Syndrome too, my day came a while ago. ;)

[Habanero Smoker]

I'm not laughing. That sounds like one of my typical days. ;D

[Vampyr]

Hahahahaa!!  That is me on most days.  ;D  I hear that beer makes it better tho.  :D

[manxman]

 

I hear that beer makes it better tho.

I know that  wine makes it worse!!  :-[

[West Coast Kansan]

I showed this to my wife. She just smiled and patted me on the head. OH OH

[Oldman]

Ha!  I don't have any of those problems... now if I could only find that plug for my gas grill.

[agent provocateur]

i was diagnosed with jadttf...

jerky applied directly to the forehead...