Space joke

Started by Dalby Spook, April 20, 2007, 11:43:02 PM

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Conversation during NASA space flight. Crew: 2 monkeys, 1 woman.

'Monkey 1 this is Houston. Engage hyperdrive and interface with stellar positioning system'.

'Roger that Houston'.

'Monkey 2 this is Houston. Fire retro boosters and rotate craft for re- entry   configuration'.

'Roger that Houston'





'Houston to woman. Feed monkeys and do not touch ANYTHING.'
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  :D  :D  :D That one hurt. Wrap on the back of my head that is  ;D Going to have to start reading this forum in private  :-X

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Update:

The monkeys really had to only press a combination of buttons (5 each) and use a joystick to perform navigation based on colored button cues.

The woman just needed to press a button before gettign a shock.  Pavlov training did not take very well.


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