A new "Priceless" Joke

MallardWacker · January 21, 2005, 08:32:18 PM

Just for the pondering. We can delete after awhile if need be.

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover
he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the
side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits down and sees his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed.

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
Spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the
table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love
you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure
enough, there is hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks,"son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.., drunk
and out of your mind. You broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!...
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

SmokeOn,

mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...

Bassman · January 21, 2005, 08:54:55 PM

Mallard,
Good one!!!!
I wish I could say the right thing at the right time. This is obviously not about me!![:D]

Jack

Oldman · January 22, 2005, 12:57:10 AM

<hr noshade size="1">Mallard,
Good one!!!!
I wish I could say the right thing at the right time. This is obviously not about me!![:D]<hr noshade size="1">I agree with Bassman!

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Cold Smoke · January 22, 2005, 04:04:53 AM

AWESOME---[:D][:D][:D][:D]This one goes to the top of the list-" Upstairs where Momma keeps the cookies" like they say.[:p][:p]

Cold Smoke

JJC · January 22, 2005, 05:18:52 AM

Gee, I don't get it--doesn't the aspirin seems awful expensive?[;)][;)]

Great one, Duck-man! [:D][8D][:D]

John
Newton MA

humpa · January 22, 2005, 06:24:58 PM

MW....good one. That "was" priceless!!!!

Hey Doc...I'm down to 2 racks a day!!!

Chez Bubba · January 23, 2005, 01:11:13 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JJC
 Gee, I don't get it--doesn't the aspirin seems awful expensive?[;)][;)]

Great one, Duck-man! [:D][8D][:D]

John
Newton MA
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Naw, he got it online from a Canadian pharmaceutical company. In the US it would be $38.00.[V]

Kirk

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?

Oldman · January 23, 2005, 02:13:22 PM

<hr noshade size="1">Naw, he got it online from a Canadian pharmaceutical company. In the US it would be $38.00.[V]<hr noshade size="1">

Now this is not priceless it is the cotton pickin' truth!

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whitetailfan · January 24, 2005, 10:20:40 PM

[:D][:D][:D]
Good one Mallard,
The whole story was sounding eerily familiar - right up until the wife started to help the guy out of his pants[;)]

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Lethbridge, AB