Gamefish if your a member of the forum you are more than welcome to join in on the ICB. Just remember you have to be able to taste all three of the main ingredients in one bite.
As for the Ham thing I think Deb has pretty much beaten that horse to death. "Also, you don't have to purchase an entire ham - you can buy a ham steak, slices or pieces. When I was referring to processed what I meant was chopped up, mixed with other things and reformed back into some shape." And NO you don't have to cure your own ham!! Do like I am I am using my favorite saying. "I am going with the KISS principle" (Keep It Simple Stupid) What can I make with a store bought chunk of HAM, A POTATO, and a PIZZA CRUST/PIZZA DOUGH?