A human genome issue....

BigSmoker · April 04, 2005, 08:47:43 PM

My Grand Dad was a very successful salesman. A honest Christian man that gave people a good product at a fair price. Not only was he a good salesman but also had a terrific head for business and investments. He left my Grand Mother well set and now my Dad has inherited my Grand Dads hard work. Long story short my Grand Dad had a little plaque with a picture of a guy that looked liked he had just lost his best friend. The caption at the bottom was "A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted". I saw this plaque at least once a week and it is definitely true. Yes I have made some poor decisions but for someone to believe a grilled cheese sandwich and the pan that cooked it have been Holy blessed by God pushes the realm of reality.

Jeff

Some say BBQ is in your blood, if thats true my blood must be BBQ sauce.

nsxbill · April 04, 2005, 08:55:20 PM

You are all lucky! The reserve price on the item has dropped, and it has been relisted with a new reserve. What a surprise! Available until tomorrow:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5568925752

No thanks needed, that's what friends are for!

Bill

There is room on earth for all God's creatures....on my plate next to the mashed potatoes.

MallardWacker · April 04, 2005, 09:27:34 PM

You guys are way to FREEK'N funny, man I am still laughing....still laughing.[:D][:D][:D]

SmokeOn,

mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...

Chez Bubba · April 05, 2005, 05:13:43 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by BigSmoker
 Long story short my Grand Dad had a little plaque with a picture of a guy that looked liked he had just lost his best friend. The caption at the bottom was "A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted". I saw this plaque at least once a week and it is definitely true.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Jeff, but the main question is, how much will you be selling this plaque for as an inspiration to all of America, should bring in about 50K based on past experience.[;)][:0][:(] Or maybe you should offer a Ziplock bag, full of Anna Nicole's farts while she was in surgery for her latest "adjustment".[:(!]

Whatta crock!

Kirk

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?

Oldman · April 07, 2005, 08:53:48 AM

Gents I don't speak about this however I got to this time. There was time in my past life when I could read and write in biblical greek. Things like this are what gives the good Christain's outlook a really bad name.

This is the type of crap that people seem to remember when they look at the Bible and what it means to some real believers. I may not follow the way any longer but I know its path... this is wrong.

Olds

http://rminor.com

whitetailfan · April 20, 2005, 07:33:21 PM

Finally someone who tells it like it is...
This is stupid funny, I hope she sells the chip, because at least she did not lie, or try to prey on someone's religious beliefs.
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5574305639&rd=1
Have a good day folks.

EDIT: Unlike this disgrace. Could not help but come back and add this one to the posting
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5572948193&rd=1&

whitetailfan
"Nice Rack"
Lethbridge, AB

Chez Bubba · April 21, 2005, 03:28:58 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by whitetailfan
 Unlike this disgrace. Could not help but come back and add this one to the posting
http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5572948193&rd=1&<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Unbelievable, whatta POS![:(!][B)][V]

http://www.chezbubba.com
Ya think next time I check into a hotel & they ask "Smoking or Non?" they would mind?

MallardWacker · April 21, 2005, 01:49:51 PM

There maybe some hope for humanity here, at least there easn't any bids....

SmokeOn,

mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...

Phone Guy · April 29, 2005, 12:19:47 AM

Ok, I'm going to start looking through the garage. I'm not a big funion fan but that is a pretty big one.

True story; I was in Moscow (not Idaho)in April of 2002 and bought a bag of M&M's (Not easy to find but needed my western fix) that were all pink. Yes all pink. I looked all over the bag and found nothing about a contest of any kind so we ate them. They tasted just like all the others I'd ever eaten so I was satisfied. I never did find out what that was all about. Had I known about ebay I'd be rich right now. I'd still be a smoker though, I'm addicted to the Bradley and I use it 2 or 3 times a week, but its all good.

Habanero Smoker · April 29, 2005, 12:41:52 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Phone Guy
 Ok, I'm going to start looking through the garage. I'm not a big funion fan but that is a pretty big one.

True story; I was in Moscow (not Idaho)in April of 2002 and bought a bag of M&M's (Not easy to find but needed my western fix) that were all pink. Yes all pink. I looked all over the bag and found nothing about a contest of any kind so we ate them. They tasted just like all the others I'd ever eaten so I was satisfied. I never did find out what that was all about. Had I known about ebay I'd be rich right now. I'd still be a smoker though, I'm addicted to the Bradley and I use it 2 or 3 times a week, but its all good.
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PhoneGuy;
I don't think you would get much. If you go to the M&M website you can get almost any color you want, and you can also have your name or small phrase put on them. On the other hand, the prices that M&M charges, you probably be better off buying them off E-bay[:D]

Phone Guy · April 29, 2005, 12:56:57 AM

Darn I thought I was special. Oh well, I think I'll grill a cheese sandwich and try again.[;)]

Oldman · April 29, 2005, 01:58:22 AM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Darn I thought I was special. Oh well, I think I'll grill a cheese sandwich and try again<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Too funny!

Olds

MallardWacker · April 29, 2005, 01:45:50 PM

Phone Dude,

A few years back I had to spend a year one week in Moscow also. Dang 7million people and 1/3 are transient. For business not for pleasure. I had teach their "specialist" (everyone is some sort of specialist) about photo copy machines(considering they have been out-lawed for the past 30 yeras that was no easy task. Kind of cool, the the first couple of nights we had to stay at a ex KGB Duchess camp called the Silver Forest on the bank of some river somewhere. Never been so scared, they could of killed me and NO ONE would of found me. Then finally got a hotel off Arbot(sp?) street. Still freaken scary after dark. Went down to the bar every night to drink weak Pepsi instead of the water. Man I could go on for a while here, anything from the BLUE milk to the meat market that had black panties in the cooler window sitting right next to the cuts of meat.(Go for it Chez....)

SmokeOn,

mski
Perryville, Arkansas
Wooo-Pig-Soooie

If a man says he knows anything at all, he knows nothing what he aught to know. But...

Phone Guy · April 29, 2005, 11:34:39 PM

The milk was a little unusual. It came in a box that was stored in the cupboard. I couldn't even tell you what the name of the street is that we stayed on. Arbot is by the Kremlin if I remember right. If you think Moscow was bad try Volgagrad(used to be Stalingrad). Moscow is like L.A. compared to Volgagrad. There are about a million people there but the city is only 3.5 miles deep, its real long, stretches along the Volga river. Most are still communist. My interpreter lived in a house with no running water or phone service but across the dirt alley were half million dollar homes, new Russian(MOB) I would guess. The people were great though. My interpreter, Luda, moved with all of her family to Spokan, Washington.

Phone Guy · April 29, 2005, 11:37:42 PM

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">[ meat market that had black panties in the cooler window sitting right next to the cuts of meat.(Go for it Chez....)

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Interesting, Was that Pork?