People stealing out of my garden.

[KevinG]

Got me a bunch of cholla cactus around mine. Those are even more fun cause the pads break off and stick to you. It's all kinds of fun getting them off, then the spine usually breaks off in your skin and you spend the next week or two swollen and in pain cause you can't get that little piece out.

[classicrockgriller]

I just tell Zoso, my Alapaha Blueblood Bulldog to "Get 'em!"

[JF7FSU]

Florida is now a "stand your ground state" where you can shoot first not only in home but extends to cars, boats, etc..

[hal4uk]

The FIRST sign should read: "No Trespassing.  Survivors will be prosecuted".
The NEXT visible sign should read: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE IN RANGE".
Awrighten.