This might make you quit fishing

[acords]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the
garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the
house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
fishing in that sh*t .."

[Oldman]

Too funny~~! :D Or it could have been worse if a male had said... can you believe her husband is out there fishin:  ;D

[Chez Bubba]

Good one Alex! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[tsquared]

I thought she was going to say "Not this morning dear, I have a haddock!"
T2

[manxman]

Haha, good one acords plus the timely contribution from tsquared!! ;D

Just glad by better half is just as keen on fishing as I am!  ;)