What do you do if . . . . .

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classicrockgriller

. . . . you are a East Texas Redneck and you wake up February 8th and realize you still

have your Christmas Tree up?



No problem. You just turn it into a Valentine Tree.




Wildcat

I would say that you really tied one on! ;D
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.



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Swim Dad

One year I didn't get mine down until April.  It was a real tree and I lived in a third floor apt.  By the time I got it outside I don't think there was a single needle on it.
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classicrockgriller

Haven't really had Christmas here for 3 years and first two I didn't put up a tree.

DIL gave me one of those silver trees that I always hated plus it came with no stand.

Took a clay pot and painted it red. Replaced the floor lamp with lights on the tree and

just called it a winter tree.

iceman

Sonny, you da man!!  ;D A true hero in yer own mind  8)
I told Ann us guys gotta stick together on stuff like this.  :o
Opps, time to get. Gotta take the tree down  ;D  ;D  ;D
Just glad to know I'm not alone.  ;)

NePaSmoKer

Just leave it up and decorate for every holiday or occasion.Put one them color rotating lights shining on it, drink a bottle of CR and have one of them OH WOW I'M REALLY %@#&*% UP DAYS looking at it  :o

classicrockgriller

Quote from: Swim Dad on February 25, 2013, 12:33:05 PM
One year I didn't get mine down until April.  It was a real tree and I lived in a third floor apt.  By the time I got it outside I don't think there was a single needle on it.

Quote from: iceman on February 25, 2013, 01:08:56 PM
Sonny, you da man!!  ;D A true hero in yer own mind  8)
I told Ann us guys gotta stick together on stuff like this.  :o
Opps, time to get. Gotta take the tree down  ;D  ;D  ;D
Just glad to know I'm not alone.  ;)

True Story.

I use to decorate the outside, the inside, the kids bedroom with lights right after

Thanksgiving. My daughter has told me several times how much she enjoyed

going to sleep with the lights in her room. As the years progressed I did less and

less decorating.

Once when she was 16, her and her mom informed me that some boy was going

to come by and pick her up to get a hamburger in town. At this point we (I) didn't

let her date but did let boys come over to the house for a short time. I wasn't happy

with the idea. It was in May and they left in the day light hours. Daughter called about

two hours later and said they were on their way back. It had just got dark, So .........

I flipped on the outdoor Christmas lights that were still up. Daughter didn't talk to me

for two weeks and I had to sleep on the couch for a week. Plus the lights came down

the next day. Now she thinks it is one of the funniest things I had ever done.

mikecorn.1

I see homes all the time that leave the lights up all year. I like the valentines day tree.
Next you could do a St. Patrick's day tree. ;D


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SouthernSmoked

Quote from: classicrockgriller on February 25, 2013, 01:28:13 PM

True Story.

I use to decorate the outside, the inside, the kids bedroom with lights right after

Thanksgiving. My daughter has told me several times how much she enjoyed

going to sleep with the lights in her room. As the years progressed I did less and

less decorating.

Once when she was 16, her and her mom informed me that some boy was going

to come by and pick her up to get a hamburger in town. At this point we (I) didn't

let her date but did let boys come over to the house for a short time. I wasn't happy

with the idea. It was in May and they left in the day light hours. Daughter called about

two hours later and said they were on their way back. It had just got dark, So .........

I flipped on the outdoor Christmas lights that were still up. Daughter didn't talk to me

for two weeks and I had to sleep on the couch for a week. Plus the lights came down

the next day. Now she thinks it is one of the funniest things I had ever done.



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KyNola

Sonny, just get you a Festivus pole.  Problem solved! ;D

hal4uk

You ain't right.  Git your head looked at, ok?
Mighta just been a minor drop on the linoleum...
But, then again, coulda been a Sunday morning church ride all-out-bump-jump-spring-launch off a F-150 bed right onto the gravel.

Don't help 'em out and mention the tree; make 'em earn their money. 
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I love Christmas and Trees,  you know that you could always change the name and call it a celebration tree.  Then decorate it for whatever event/holiday you are celebrating. But I do like the Valentine Tree theme.

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Wildcat

Personally I take the wife in the RV to visit her relatives in central Florida every year just so that I do not have to decorate and tear down. Worth the drive plus I get to play golf at some different courses.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.



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