Can smokers fall in love too?

[iceman]

I met my true love,
While a brew I was drinking.
My chance to get lucky,
That's all I was thinking.

She had the good looks,
And perfume to please.
One glance and a sniff,
And I was down on my knees.

The heat was turned up,
And my palms were sweating.
And there I am wondering,
What all I might be getting.

Well time was ticking,
And getting real short.
Making me desperate,
As what to resort.

And then all the lights,
They went very dim.
And I thought to myself',
It just can't get this grim.

Only then did I see,
I'd fallen in love madly,
Cause my pork butt was done perfect,
In my brand new Bradley.
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

[Chez Bubba]

There once was a smoker from Vancouver
That didn't suck, like a Hoover
All my friends began to shout
As I pulled my meats out
And it didn't take long to prove her

The contest has begun! ;D ;D

(And yes, I pluralized it on purpose in an attempt to minimalize the double entendre. ;))

[asa]

Good ones Ice and Chez. For now, until I can come up with something else, I'll throw my original introductory post from sometime last May or so into the fray. It describes my true-life experiences.

There once was a fellow from Chapel Hill
Who desired to learn a new cooking skill
So he paid his cash gladley
To Chez, for a Bradley!
Now his frans kin all eats till dey gits der fill!


Rock-on,
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[Oldman]

Hey guys... a suggestion. Don't give up your day jobs...

[TomG]

There once was an idiot from a small Texan village,
Who felt the world was his to pillage.

Signing statements he adored,
And laws he ignored.

But when it came to barbecue there was no spillage.

;D ;D ;D

Hey guys... a suggestion. Don't give up your day jobs...

Too late Olds, I gave up mine years ago ;)

[icerat4]

I have too say im with olds on this one.YEEEKKKSSSS :P

[asa]

There once was a fellow named Kirk
Who said one day with a smirk
"Think I'll sell Bradley Smokers,
to thousands of jokers
And then on the forum I'll lurk."

"Till someday an unwitting guest
Posts an innocent comment or jest;
Then I'll twist it around
and around till it sounds
Like a deviant s*x-act, at best."

[iceman]

May the almighty forgive me for what I have started. ::) :D ;D

[Vampyr]

Wow that is some harsh stuff! LOL 

[icerat4]

WOW.  :o

[manxman]

May the almighty forgive me for what I have started.

Hahaha, sorry Iceman. Methinks no forgiveness on this one!!!! :D

[TomG]

Forgiveness he says he wants,
But on the forum he taunts.

The subjects may vary,
And New Topics can be hairy.

Iceman, as always, his wit he flaunts.

;D

244 and counting

[asa]

C'mon folks. Lighten up. While I realize that some people just don't have a sense of humor, I must conclude that apparently some just didn't "get" my homage to our resident Grand Master of the Double Entendre. I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think that Kirk would find it funny, because he at least has indicated by his posts, that he indeed does have a sense of humor.

So certainly no offense was intended.

Nuff said,

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[Chez Bubba]

None taken here! :)

I thought it was hilarious. ;D ;D

Kirk

[asa]

Thanks very much Kirk. 'preciate it.
Let the contest continue.
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