Funny story of the day

[OU812]

A touching hunting story...

A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand along Highway 17 near Kenora Ontario early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs, the buck was magnificent... a once in a lifetime animal.

His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crocket points.

Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his ..300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.

As he was about to squeeze the triger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Highway 17. The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was stunned.

"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let a trophy deer og to pay respects to a passingFuneral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 43 years."

[GusRobin]

love it!!!!

[TMB]

Iceman, I read your post (well first part anyway) and could not make it through the rest. The guys at work think there's something wrong with me cause my eyes are bloodshot and tearing up!  I will have to read it later at home.

I'm dieing over hear just thinking about it and LMAO!!!!

Yes I was warned!

[iceman]

It's still got me laughing too TMB  :D  ;D

[TMB]

Not to laugh at you, but this brought back a shopping trip me and Kimmie made.  My gallbladder was going out (as the doc said) and I guess this cause's real bad gas and well you know.   

We were in Wally Word near the sporting good when it hit and yes stunk real bad.  I just kept walking and told her out loud "put that sink bait" up some one's gonna think I did it!   

I had remembered a Larry The Cable Guy show where he talked about stink bait and it saved my A$$

See T.V. can be helpful at times!  ;)

[Sailor]

I find that if you are with your wife and you happen to expel the green gas you can always say in a loud voice....."Honey, I can't believe you just did that".  This seems to work when I am tired of sleeping in our big King sized bed and when I don't care about having any dinner or when I am tired of hearing her talk to me.   ;D

[Tenpoint5]

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet

shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his

wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet,

which could sing famous Christmas carols. This

seemed like the perfect gift.
"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.


"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his

feet." was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot.

Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

...." The shop owner then held another match under

the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed,

and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy
Night..."
The young man was so impressed that he

paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he

could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her

gift she was overwhelmed.
"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"
"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."


So the young man whipped out his lighter and

placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper

had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells!

Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to

Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy

night..."
The wife, her face filled with

curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter

between his legs?"
The man did not know. "Let's

try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So

they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet

twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little

parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance

of his life:
.


.

.

.


"Chet's

nuts roasting on an open

fire...."

[Caneyscud]

10.5 You're killing me!  I knew I should not have taken that swig of coffee before I scrolled down to the bottom.

[ArnieM]

Good one Chris.  I have sent it to friends and family.  :D

[BuyLowSellHigh]

 ;D   :D   ;D 

[beefmann]

that is too funny

[3rensho]

 ;D ;D ;D LOL

[rdevous]

 
OK all you iPad and iPhone owners.....what have you done with it lately???  Want to feel lazy?  Watch this.   ;D

North Point Community Church iBand:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9XNfWNooz4&feature=player_embedded
 
 
Ray
 
 

[BuyLowSellHigh]

That's pretty cool!

[Tenpoint5]

Now that was cool. Especially for US techno challenged folks.