Funny story of the day

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OU812

A touching hunting story...

A hunter and his friend were sitting in a tall tower stand along Highway 17 near Kenora Ontario early one cold December morning. Suddenly, a huge buck walked out over the corn they had spread in the low shrubs, the buck was magnificent... a once in a lifetime animal.

His rack was huge. The hunter's hand shook as his mind was already counting the Boone and Crocket points.

Moving quickly, the hunter carefully aimed the Leopold scope on his ..300 Win Mag at the unsuspecting buck.

As he was about to squeeze the triger on this deer of a lifetime, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing slowly down Highway 17. The hunter pulled away from the gunstock, set the rifle down, took off his hat, bowed his head and then closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was stunned.

"Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen you do. You actually let a trophy deer og to pay respects to a passingFuneral procession. You are indeed the kindest man I have ever known, and I feel lucky to call you a friend."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 43 years."

GusRobin

"It ain't worth missing someone from your past- there is a reason they didn't make it to your future."

"Life is tough, it is even tougher when you are stupid"

Don't curse the storm, learn to dance in the rain.

TMB

#2432
Iceman, I read your post (well first part anyway) and could not make it through the rest. The guys at work think there's something wrong with me cause my eyes are bloodshot and tearing up!  I will have to read it later at home.

I'm dieing over hear just thinking about it and LMAO!!!!

Yes I was warned!
Live, ride, eat well and thank God!

iceman

It's still got me laughing too TMB  :D  ;D

TMB

Not to laugh at you, but this brought back a shopping trip me and Kimmie made.  My gallbladder was going out (as the doc said) and I guess this cause's real bad gas and well you know.   

We were in Wally Word near the sporting good when it hit and yes stunk real bad.  I just kept walking and told her out loud "put that sink bait" up some one's gonna think I did it!   

I had remembered a Larry The Cable Guy show where he talked about stink bait and it saved my A$$

See T.V. can be helpful at times!  ;)
Live, ride, eat well and thank God!

Sailor

I find that if you are with your wife and you happen to expel the green gas you can always say in a loud voice....."Honey, I can't believe you just did that".  This seems to work when I am tired of sleeping in our big King sized bed and when I don't care about having any dinner or when I am tired of hearing her talk to me.   ;D


Enough ain't enough and too much is just about right.

Tenpoint5

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet

shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his

wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet,

which could sing famous Christmas carols. This

seemed like the perfect gift.
"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.


"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his

feet." was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot.

Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

...." The shop owner then held another match under

the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed,

and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy
Night..."
The young man was so impressed that he

paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he

could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her

gift she was overwhelmed.
"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"
"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."


So the young man whipped out his lighter and

placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper

had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells!

Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to

Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy

night..."
The wife, her face filled with

curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter

between his legs?"
The man did not know. "Let's

try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So

they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet

twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little

parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance

of his life:
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.

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"Chet's

nuts roasting on an open

fire...."
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!

Caneyscud

10.5 You're killing me!  I knew I should not have taken that swig of coffee before I scrolled down to the bottom.
"A man that won't sleep with his meat don't care about his barbecue" Caneyscud



"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"

ArnieM

Good one Chris.  I have sent it to friends and family.  :D
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

BuyLowSellHigh

I like animals, they taste good!

Visit the Recipe site here

beefmann


3rensho

Somedays you're the pigeon, Somedays you're the statue.

rdevous

 
OK all you iPad and iPhone owners.....what have you done with it lately???  Want to feel lazy?  Watch this.   ;D

North Point Community Church iBand:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9XNfWNooz4&feature=player_embedded
 
 
Ray
 
 
If you can't smoke it.....you don't need it!!!

BuyLowSellHigh

I like animals, they taste good!

Visit the Recipe site here

Tenpoint5

Now that was cool. Especially for US techno challenged folks.
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!