Just wondering if anyone out there names their smoker and how they decide that name. I know this is a kinda weird question. But you do have a name for yours, be it male or female for your smoker. Express it. Help me name my smoker and advise me when is the appreciate time to cherish my Bradley with a name of its own.
Hi There CRG,
I Would just call it God, because everything that comes out of it is made in Heaven. Hope this helps.
JFG
8) 8)
thats what I though when I came to this forum and saw all the postings of great advice and common sense and tech advise. I ask..... is this Iowa or heaven (Field of Dreams...great movie) I have to think that it, My smoker was to be a somebody.
I am not allowed to say what I call mine when it burns my fingers! :D
Gotta be female. You put your meat in, it gets hot, and your meat gets tender.
Think I'll name mine Puffy. :-)
Quote from: Tiny Tim on August 28, 2009, 05:55:09 AM
Gotta be female. You put your meat in, it gets hot, and your meat gets tender.
Think I'll name mine Puffy. :-)
You forgot it makes your meat release its juices ::)
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
My smokers name is, YU @%^# :D
nepas
Actually...as a "unit", it's both. The smoke generator is male due to its heating tray protuberance and the box (sic) is female.
If the "male" does his job correctly and really heats things up, the "female' has smoke coming out of the top of her head. ::) ::) ::)
If the "unit" performs its main function, then you have a gift from the "British Columbian Gods" in the "female." Which we, the "Carnivores" EAT and brag to all who can stand to hear the story ONE MORE TIME!!! :o :o :o
Ray.............watch it ladies.......I'm single................and I know how to smoke........ ;D ;D ;D
Mine is 'dammit'.
Heat up, DAMMIT!
DAMMIT! I burned my hand...
Get it to 190 degrees, DAMMIT!
And when I loaded all of the grody butt burned racks in the dishwasher for a 'rinse', and forgot to actually add soap and wash the residue afterwards...
Mrs:
DAMMIT! What is this cr@p all over the bottom of the dishwasher?!!!???
Quote from: classicrockgriller on August 28, 2009, 02:18:48 AM
thats what I though when I came to this forum and saw all the postings of great advice and common sense and tech advise. I ask..... is this Iowa or heaven (Field of Dreams...great movie) I have to think that it, My smoker was to be a somebody.
CRG you mean this place? its only about 20 minutes from the house to go toss the ball with the boys on the field.
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10.5, tell shoeless joe jackson howdy, that's really kewl. although mine is a jim beam when I opened the box i knew it was a lady or at least a crossdresser. Firm. compact. oknow for the name
Quote from: rdevous on August 28, 2009, 08:11:42 AM
Actually...as a "unit", it's both. The smoke generator is male due to its heating tray protuberance and the box (sic) is female.
If the "male" does his job correctly and really heats things up, the "female' has smoke coming out of the top of her head. ::) ::) ::)
If the "unit" performs its main function, then you have a gift from the "British Columbian Gods" in the "female." Which we, the "Carnivores" EAT and brag to all who can stand to hear the story ONE MORE TIME!!! :o :o :o
Ray.............watch it ladies.......I'm single................and I know how to smoke........ ;D ;D ;D
Best one yet.
Ray, I like the way you are thinking ::) ::) ::) ::)
HR
CRG
Here's a few female names for you.....
GABIJA: Lithuanian name possibly related to proto-Mongolian *gabi-, meaning "careful, diligent, skilled." In mythology, this is the name of a goddess of fire."
ADENA: Feminine form of English Aden, meaning "fire."
NINA: Native American Quechua name meaning "fire."
VESTA: Latin form of Greek Hestia, meaning "altar, hearth, fireside." In Roman mythology, this is the name of a goddess of the hearth.
Mike
It amazes me that I have reached a state of maturity (or possibly inebriation) that allows me to decline joining this conversation, thus avoiding the almost certain wrath and disgust of the ladies of the forum. They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but if you're lucky, every so often he will forgo humping your leg.
Not even going to touch this one......
thanks mike, whatever i name her she is not a virgin anymore.packed her with some meat
I think I'm with Sparky on this one, standing at a distance drinking my adult beverage. ;D
Quote from: pensrock on August 28, 2009, 05:42:00 PM
I think I'm with Sparky on this one, standing at a distance drinking my adult beverage. ;D
Roger that one pens!
Ka Honu, I'm with you on this one. I don't give my washer or dryer a name, but have known some southern boys that insisted on giving there Smoker's and Grill's a name. One friend of mine from KY went to great
lengths to find the name of the plane his grampa was shot down in ww2.
My Toys are all on an "at will" contract and I can name them or release them at any time.
I'm not about to start trying to assign names to inanimate objects - I can barely remember my own and SWMBO's (I think her's is, "Yes, Dear").
My dad was a big western fan and he use to name his cars or trucks after his fav cowboy at that time (Nellie & Trigger). Go get in ole Nellie and we'll go to town. I am on my count down with my first little smoke run. Ck Breast, marinated Pork Chops and some sausage. Everyone is out of town except me so I didn't try to get crazy. Smoker held steady on the temp. This is a nice lil smoker. I'm impressed. i did bnls sknls chicken and I wish the meat would darken some.
I'm almost certain that one of my smokers is in fact female!
I still can't resist the urge to hang around her even when she's hot enough to smoke cause I know in the end when she's all cooled down I'm gonna get something delightful out of the deal. He he he.
LQ I know, I know, Ann gets extra carrots for that answer. :o ;D
I really shouldn't be posting after bloody Marys in the morning but couldn't resist. :D