Is my smoker male or female?

[classicrockgriller]

Just wondering if anyone out there names their smoker and how they decide that name. I know this is a kinda weird question. But you do have a name for yours, be it male or female for your smoker. Express it. Help me name my smoker and advise me when is the appreciate time to cherish my Bradley with a name of its own.

[minnowfisher]

Hi There CRG,
I Would just call it God, because everything that comes out of it is made in Heaven. Hope this helps.
JFG
8) 8)

[classicrockgriller]

thats what I though when I came to this forum and saw all the postings of great advice and common sense and tech advise. I ask..... is this Iowa or heaven (Field of Dreams...great movie) I have to think that it, My smoker was to be a somebody.

[Wildcat]

I am not allowed to say what I call mine when it burns my fingers!  :D

[Tiny Tim]

Gotta be female.  You put your meat in, it gets hot, and your meat gets tender.

Think I'll name mine Puffy. :-)

[OU812]

Gotta be female.  You put your meat in, it gets hot, and your meat gets tender.

Think I'll name mine Puffy. :-)

You forgot it makes your meat release its juices  ::)

[Caribou]

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[NePaSmoKer]

My smokers name is, YU @%^#   :D

nepas

[rdevous]

 
Actually...as a "unit", it's both.  The smoke generator is male due to its heating tray protuberance and the box (sic) is female. 
If the "male" does his job correctly and really heats things up, the "female' has smoke coming out of the top of her head.   ::) ::) ::)
If the "unit" performs its main function, then you have a gift from the "British Columbian Gods" in the "female."  Which we, the "Carnivores" EAT and brag to all who can stand to hear the story ONE MORE TIME!!!   :o :o :o
 

Ray.............watch it ladies.......I'm single................and I know how to smoke........ ;D ;D ;D

[squirtthecat]

Mine is 'dammit'.

Heat up, DAMMIT!
DAMMIT!  I burned my hand...
Get it to 190 degrees, DAMMIT!


And when I loaded all of the grody butt burned racks in the dishwasher for a 'rinse', and forgot to actually add soap and wash the residue afterwards...

Mrs:

DAMMIT!  What is this cr@p all over the bottom of the dishwasher?!!!???

[Tenpoint5]

thats what I though when I came to this forum and saw all the postings of great advice and common sense and tech advise. I ask..... is this Iowa or heaven (Field of Dreams...great movie) I have to think that it, My smoker was to be a somebody.

CRG you mean this place? its only about 20 minutes from the house to go toss the ball with the boys on the field.

[classicrockgriller]

10.5, tell shoeless joe jackson howdy, that's really kewl. although mine is a jim beam when I opened the box i knew it was a lady or at least a crossdresser. Firm. compact. oknow for the name

[Hopefull Romantic]

Actually...as a "unit", it's both.  The smoke generator is male due to its heating tray protuberance and the box (sic) is female. 
If the "male" does his job correctly and really heats things up, the "female' has smoke coming out of the top of her head.   ::) ::) ::)
If the "unit" performs its main function, then you have a gift from the "British Columbian Gods" in the "female."  Which we, the "Carnivores" EAT and brag to all who can stand to hear the story ONE MORE TIME!!!   :o :o :o
 

Ray.............watch it ladies.......I'm single................and I know how to smoke........ ;D ;D ;D

Best one yet.

Ray, I like the way you are thinking  ::) ::) ::) ::)

HR

[Mr Walleye]

CRG

Here's a few female names for you.....

GABIJA: Lithuanian name possibly related to proto-Mongolian *gabi-, meaning "careful, diligent, skilled." In mythology, this is the name of a goddess of fire."

ADENA: Feminine form of English Aden, meaning "fire."

NINA: Native American Quechua name meaning "fire."

VESTA: Latin form of Greek Hestia, meaning "altar, hearth, fireside." In Roman mythology, this is the name of a goddess of the hearth.

Mike

[Ka Honu]

It amazes me that I have reached a state of maturity (or possibly inebriation) that allows me to decline joining this conversation, thus avoiding the almost certain wrath and disgust of the ladies of the forum.  They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but if you're lucky, every so often he will forgo humping your leg.