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Title: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 19, 2009, 09:19:09 PM
I do not mean any disrespect with my postings in the "Hijack" thread, and I really don't know why, but I just can't leave that alone.  I can't even blame it on drinking too much as I've been "dry" since Halloween, and I don't do illegal/illicit drugs.  Only thing left is that I'm severely screwed up in the head. 

Feel free to offer advice, consolation, talk about your latest project, poke fun at me, or heck, even talk about the last thing you smoked on this thread.  I don't care. :)
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tenpoint5 on November 19, 2009, 09:25:40 PM
Tim,
After careful consideration I think I have figured out your problem. Your elevator goes to the top, it's just that the damn thing doesn't stop at all the floor's. I know this from personal experience. I can't get mine to stop on floor's 25-31. Of course I was having my practice marriage during the time period when I was those ages.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Quarlow on November 19, 2009, 09:28:46 PM
Hey its ok to be a little unsettled, it makes the day go faster. I think this is all just our new friends kicking dirt at the ump. It will burn itself out soon....I hope
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 19, 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Thanks for understanding, guys.  Now I know I'm not alone. :D  Have a great night.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 19, 2009, 09:46:31 PM
By the way, I've got one cat that's been petting me all day, but when I reach to pet her, she runs away.  What's up with that?  The other one is cool, she'll rub against my leg and let me pick her up.  Also has the cute habit of letting an almost silent meow out once in a while, she's just so freakin' cute when she does it.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tenpoint5 on November 19, 2009, 09:51:57 PM
Quote from: Tiny Tim on November 19, 2009, 09:46:31 PM
By the way, I've got one cat that's been petting me all day, but when I reach to pet her, she runs away.  What's up with that?
Ahh I'm guessing cause she's a female. I have had relationships with women that sounds just like that!!! ;D ;D The last one screwed up though she married me!! Should of ran away when she had the chance.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Quarlow on November 19, 2009, 09:53:03 PM
Hey I have one that moews like that to me to. Ok now don't take this the wrong way and call for the guys with the white suits, I do a quiet little meow back and we go back and forth a few times. Its pretty funny.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 19, 2009, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: Quarlow on November 19, 2009, 09:53:03 PM
Hey I have one that moews like that to me to. Ok now don't take this the wrong way and call for the guys with the white suits, I do a quiet little meow back and we go back and forth a few times. Its pretty funny.

I won't call the Wacky Wagon on ya....they'd have to take me too, since I do the same thing.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Quarlow on November 19, 2009, 10:53:26 PM
We all get a kick out of it. I have always had cats since I was born. Along with many dogs. I can't picture being without one or the other.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: hal4uk on November 19, 2009, 11:25:44 PM
There's a rumor that I too am screwed up in the head.

I think it was started by Newton. 
Coulda been Mars...
But, most likely, it was Agador Spartacus, the furry baby demon.



Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Habanero Smoker on November 20, 2009, 02:39:15 AM
Hi TT;

When I first came upon this thread I had to ask what in the world is he talking about; until I came across the thread you were referring to. Now I can't stop laughing. ;D
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Wildcat on November 20, 2009, 07:49:30 AM
TT - I saw this thread after the other one. I made a post on it. I though your postings were perfect.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: HawkeyeSmokes on November 20, 2009, 08:14:12 AM
Slide over on that bench TT! I think there are more of us in line to see the Doc. Must be an epidemic here as of late.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tenpoint5 on November 20, 2009, 09:16:49 AM
Thanks A Lot Tim!!! I have had these words stuck in my head all morning. Kinda shows some age But they are stuck in my head anyhow.

Counting flowers on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 20, 2009, 10:05:40 AM
Statler Bros...ain't it?  I likes that song.


Theres that Rambo squirrel Rabbit again....don't want to tick him off, he's better armed than me.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 20, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Quote from: Habanero Smoker on November 20, 2009, 02:39:15 AM
Hi TT;

When I first came upon this thread I had to ask what in the world is he talking about; until I came across the thread you were referring to. Now I can't stop laughing. ;D

Thanks Habs...glad you enjoyed it.  I know there's a lot of people that come here looking for answers, and helping others out, and I respect that.  I come here to have a little fun too, and that's what spurred those posts. :-)

Quote from: Wildcat on November 20, 2009, 07:49:30 AM
TT - I saw this thread after the other one. I made a post on it. I though your postings were perfect.

Thanks Wild.
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tenpoint5 on November 20, 2009, 10:34:24 AM
Yep that's who it was. I don't want to keep it all to myself so here it is  Click Here. (http://s0.ilike.com/play#The+Statler+Brothers:Flowers+On+The+Wall:14362:s45836.8340575.13620.1.2.55%2Cstd_a2fe3fe07b2e4bc5b817d88478381d31)
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: ArnieM on November 20, 2009, 11:19:41 AM
Don't worry TT.  All things shall pass.

It's getting to be winter in your neck of the woods; probably depressing.

If I were you, I'd put out a pile of peanuts and a couple of carrots and then get out the 12 Gauge.  I'm sure you can take out the Rambo squirrel rabbit, whatever that is.  You'll feel better AND you can smoke it!
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tiny Tim on November 20, 2009, 11:29:03 AM
I like winter.  Just don't like ice.  Snow is wonderful, cool temps are good (heating bills aren't though).  I'm glad I don't have a gun...my computer might have a bunch of holes in it by now. lol
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: tsquared on November 20, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
QuoteI can't get mine to stop on floor's 25-31. Of course I was having my practice marriage during the time period when I was those ages.
LMAO, 10.5. My practice marriage was between the 22-24\floors. Since then the elevator keeps going up smoothly. (53 floors and counting.)
T2
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: RossP on November 20, 2009, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: tsquared on November 20, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
QuoteI can't get mine to stop on floor's 25-31. Of course I was having my practice marriage during the time period when I was those ages.
LMAO, 10.5. My practice marriage was between the 22-24\floors. Since then the elevator keeps going up smoothly. (53 floors and counting.)
T2

Ok so no w I feel a little silly since my practice marriage was between the 23 and 43 floors, I needed 20 years of practice.  Now I am at the 52nd floor and doing awesome.

R
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Tenpoint5 on November 20, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Quote from: RossP on November 20, 2009, 10:02:32 PM
Quote from: tsquared on November 20, 2009, 06:37:28 PM
QuoteI can't get mine to stop on floor's 25-31. Of course I was having my practice marriage during the time period when I was those ages.
LMAO, 10.5. My practice marriage was between the 22-24\floors. Since then the elevator keeps going up smoothly. (53 floors and counting.)
T2

Ok so no w I feel a little silly since my practice marriage was between the 23 and 43 floors, I needed 20 years of practice.  Now I am at the 52nd floor and doing awesome.

R
Ross you saying your a slow learner? ;D ;D
Title: Re: I think I need Psychiatric help
Post by: Caneyscud on November 23, 2009, 06:30:17 AM
There are lots of times, my wife says I needed the practice!  But hey, I played backgammon before backgammon was cool!  Danced Texas Two-step before Line dancing was popular with the Tush Push and Achy Breaky Heart (I prefer to hold my wimmen when I dance)!  Smoked briskets before fajitas were invented, and watched and laughed at the Red Skelton Show.  I've had 53 years of wondering "What am I doing?,  and why isn't everyone else doing it?"  Keep the white coats away - I've got a lot more to do with my life!   Our cat must be mad at me for some reason - 'My Automatic Snooze button won't come curl up in my lap for some reason."