I think I need Psychiatric help

[Tiny Tim]

I do not mean any disrespect with my postings in the "Hijack" thread, and I really don't know why, but I just can't leave that alone.  I can't even blame it on drinking too much as I've been "dry" since Halloween, and I don't do illegal/illicit drugs.  Only thing left is that I'm severely screwed up in the head. 

Feel free to offer advice, consolation, talk about your latest project, poke fun at me, or heck, even talk about the last thing you smoked on this thread.  I don't care. :)

[Tenpoint5]

Tim,
After careful consideration I think I have figured out your problem. Your elevator goes to the top, it's just that the damn thing doesn't stop at all the floor's. I know this from personal experience. I can't get mine to stop on floor's 25-31. Of course I was having my practice marriage during the time period when I was those ages.

[Quarlow]

Hey its ok to be a little unsettled, it makes the day go faster. I think this is all just our new friends kicking dirt at the ump. It will burn itself out soon....I hope

[Tiny Tim]

Thanks for understanding, guys.  Now I know I'm not alone. :D  Have a great night.

[Tiny Tim]

By the way, I've got one cat that's been petting me all day, but when I reach to pet her, she runs away.  What's up with that?  The other one is cool, she'll rub against my leg and let me pick her up.  Also has the cute habit of letting an almost silent meow out once in a while, she's just so freakin' cute when she does it.

[Tenpoint5]

By the way, I've got one cat that's been petting me all day, but when I reach to pet her, she runs away.  What's up with that?

Ahh I'm guessing cause she's a female. I have had relationships with women that sounds just like that!!! ;D ;D The last one screwed up though she married me!! Should of ran away when she had the chance.

[Quarlow]

Hey I have one that moews like that to me to. Ok now don't take this the wrong way and call for the guys with the white suits, I do a quiet little meow back and we go back and forth a few times. Its pretty funny.

[Tiny Tim]

Hey I have one that moews like that to me to. Ok now don't take this the wrong way and call for the guys with the white suits, I do a quiet little meow back and we go back and forth a few times. Its pretty funny.

I won't call the Wacky Wagon on ya....they'd have to take me too, since I do the same thing.

[Quarlow]

We all get a kick out of it. I have always had cats since I was born. Along with many dogs. I can't picture being without one or the other.

[hal4uk]

There's a rumor that I too am screwed up in the head.

I think it was started by Newton. 
Coulda been Mars...
But, most likely, it was Agador Spartacus, the furry baby demon.

[Habanero Smoker]

Hi TT;

When I first came upon this thread I had to ask what in the world is he talking about; until I came across the thread you were referring to. Now I can't stop laughing. ;D

[Wildcat]

TT - I saw this thread after the other one. I made a post on it. I though your postings were perfect.

[HawkeyeSmokes]

Slide over on that bench TT! I think there are more of us in line to see the Doc. Must be an epidemic here as of late.

[Tenpoint5]

Thanks A Lot Tim!!! I have had these words stuck in my head all morning. Kinda shows some age But they are stuck in my head anyhow.

Counting flowers on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing Solitaire till dawn,
With a deck of fifty-one.
Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.

[Tiny Tim]

Statler Bros...ain't it?  I likes that song.


Theres that Rambo squirrel Rabbit again....don't want to tick him off, he's better armed than me.