I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
I see bad times today.
OK now that you know there is trouble brewing, on with the story.
Son #1 and Son #2 went out of town for the night.
New DIL calls Wifie and ask if she wants to come over and stay the night with grand daughters.
Of course she will .... anything to get away from me. ;D
As Wifie is leaving and walking thru the Man Cave (Dougeon), she states I (moi?) have a mess
and that I need to do something with it.
"You need to do somthing with all this and make some space."
OK, NP! As soon as her tail lites got out of site, I went to work.
EVERYTHING that belong to her that was in my space got shifted to the Living Room for her to work on when she gets back.
I now have plenty of room and life is good untill tomorrow!
Now that is funny Sonny! Wonder what the sunrise will look like when she comes home tomorrow.
I hope I see the Sun Rise on Sunday!
OOOOEEEEE do I smell a fight a brewin.
Awrighten.
I'll say sum nice werds over ya.. and tip the preacher.
Don't you worry none. I'm good at this stuff.
Should I make out my will again now that I have more smokers?
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 20, 2010, 08:30:08 PM
Should I make out my will again now that I have more smokers?
Ohhhh... well, that is a
great idea...
Unless you gonna leave it with momma..
Lemme hold THAT for ya..
pics to come!
(http://i1004.photobucket.com/albums/af165/classicrockgriller/SDC12110.jpg)
AAAAANNNNNND IN THIS CORNER!!!!
:o :o :o Bye Bye Sonny!
It has been an honor.
Sonny you are evil or just plain crazy. It was nice to have met ya though. :D :D :D
I feel bad because I am laughing my butt off at that pic just imaging her response.
I went out of town once and she HIRED people to move my stuff around!
They didn't fix anything, just moved it to where I had to hunt for it.
I saved US money by doing it myself and I put her stuff where she could find it.
I think I deserve a beer! ;D
or 3.
I have a Sierra Nevada for you or a Tito's on the rocks with some lime!
I'm having Colorado Coolaide with occasional shot of ... ;D
Shot of?????? hmmm what could that be? liquid courage?
whatever his hand touches first.
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 20, 2010, 09:40:16 PM
I'm having Colorado Coolaide with occasional shot of ... ;D
Is that anything like "
Loretto Kentucky Tea"?
CRG, I'd suggest you go through everything, just to make sure that there ain't a pair of "nippers" anywhere in the house, and hide all sharp (and dull) instruments. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
UpDate:
Wifie called and said wassup? nothing.
Did you do what I ask you to? yes mam
How does it look? i think you will like it
Well see you tomorrow. xoxo (does that mean two black eyes?)
the xOxO O's are for black eyes and XoXo X's are for you are so dead. :D :D
I'll make sure I waltz her thru the man cave first. ;D
Start drinking now because come Sunday you may be done, for good.
Maybe before she gets back you need to leave for a few days to help a friend with an emergency .. c'mon down I'm probably only an hour and a half away, and I can easily create an emergency. ;D
"and that's how the fight started"
You are my hero CRG. They write stories in that back section of the newspaper about guys like you and me. :o ;D I do however try to keep some little shiny rock things mounted on silver around to throw at her when things don't go just right. :D
Quote from: iceman on May 21, 2010, 11:06:37 AM
You are my hero CRG. They write stories in that back section of the newspaper about guys like you and me. :o ;D I do however try to keep some little shiny rock things mounted on silver around to throw at her when things don't go just right. :D
We'll see pretty soon if I am a dead Hero or a unspoken to Hero! ;D
She just texted and said she is getting on her broom to fly home.
Good luck Sonny. Look at the bright side. At least you didn't just throw her stuff out ;D
hmm... anyone able to give CRG his last rites?
Well, if we don't hear from you in the near future you can be assured you will long be remembered. I am sure that somebody will craft a song about you based on both your Mother Load smoking runs AND your demise.
If/when she kills you, can I have your cooktoys cooktools?
Quote from: BuyLowSellHigh on May 21, 2010, 01:09:28 PM
Well, if we don't hear from you in the near future you can be assured you will long be remembered. I am sure that somebody will craft a song about you based on both your Mother Load smoking runs AND your demise.
That would have to be a ballad by Marty Robbins. "Out by a smoker in smalltown west texas. We found the body of a great texican. He looked like he had a run-in with a devil or got stampeded by a herd of buffalo. His smoker was smokin' but he wasn't watchin' cause his face was pushed right down into the mud". :D :D :D
So, did she make you put all that stuff away yet? :D
Quote from: OU812 on May 21, 2010, 03:54:04 PM
So, did she make you put all that stuff away yet? :D
Can he even see to read that? or Is he still breathing? I have this mental image of a 5 foot tall brunette going postal and doing a Tasmanian Devil dance about his head and shoulders. Add in a caveman club to that vision.
I tell you what Women are smarter than we think.
She came in the door of the Man Cave first.
Looked around and smiled.
Then she said "I was gonna tell you you could take those boxes
out and put them in the LR and that I'll go thru them."
So, for Today, my mean intentions made me look pretty damn smart!
I'm kinda pissed shes happy.
When mammas happy everybodys happy. ;)
You put her stuff in the wrong place trying to be mean. Amatuer! You should have stacked it in her side of the closet blocking her shoes.
So my rendition of Marty Robbins was wasted. What a shame.
I have been doing a major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless! Stealth is required! In the past 2 years I have been relocating some of her stuff just to see if it was missed, and these quietly go away. Ka Honu can have my stuff If I get killed!!! ;D :D
She smiled?
You're just gonna have to TRY HARDER.
"You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at."
Sounds like you made out OK Sonny. Sometimes things work out in a strange way. Now you'll have to tell her about the new smoker you ordered and the truck load of brisket.
Quote from: Smokin Soon on May 21, 2010, 05:58:18 PM... major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless!
You have no idea! We moved into a new house this month and are unpacking stuff we haven't seen in years. I have to watch the "Salvation Army bin" like a hawk - SWMBO just doesn't realize or understand the value of many of my treasured heirlooms.
Quote from: Ka Honu on May 21, 2010, 08:20:07 PM
Quote from: Smokin Soon on May 21, 2010, 05:58:18 PM... major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless!
You have no idea! We moved into a new house this month and are unpacking stuff we haven't seen in years. I have to watch the "Salvation Army bin" like a hawk - SWMBO just doesn't realize or understand the value of many of my treasured heirlooms.
I have been thinking that that move was close. I'm just surprise you can move around after all that Cajun food you consumed. Wifie will tell me ...
You haven't used this (whatever) in years. Oh, but I might use it next week! Keep the kewl Ka Honu.
Update #2
Seems "Something" got broke!
Not sure what it was, as I was not allowed to view the "demised".
From the tone of her sweet voice, I'd say it was something special.
Opps! Hey I can't bend like I us to.
NOW ... there's a Bad Moon Rising!
iceman, shinny glass and what?
You know what's gonna get broke next, don't ya?
(You got a helment?)
Orange veggies, CRG....lots of them. Think Carrots.
Well I don't really think I did it ... or at least not on purpose.
I hate life! ;D
Tomorrow, best friend has a B.Day and a "Hugh" crayfish boil.
Horseshoes, washers, craps, dice, hold em, and if I am still around at the end of nite...
Quote from: Caneyscud on May 24, 2010, 06:35:52 AM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 21, 2010, 10:25:46 PM
Horseshoes, washers, craps, dice, hold em, and if I am still around at the end of nite...
Man, I haven't played washers since the day I graduated from college. On our side of the Quad, we had lighted courts (couple of lamps stuck out windows) and I usually stuck a pair of speakers out my window and we pitched to music. Well some of us pitched the ugly guys with warts on their nose were sliders.