Bad Moon Rising

[Ka Honu]

If/when she kills you, can I have your cooktoys cooktools?

[Quarlow]

Well, if we don't hear from you in the near future you can be assured you will long be remembered.  I am sure that somebody will craft a song about you based on both your Mother Load smoking runs AND your demise.  

That would have to be a ballad by Marty Robbins. "Out by a smoker in smalltown west texas. We found the body of a great texican. He looked like he had a run-in with a devil or got stampeded by a herd of buffalo. His smoker was smokin' but he wasn't watchin' cause his face was pushed right down into the mud". :D :D :D

[OU812]

So, did she make you put all that stuff away yet?  :D

[Tenpoint5]

So, did she make you put all that stuff away yet?  :D

Can he even see to read that? or Is he still breathing? I have this mental image of a 5 foot tall brunette going postal and doing a Tasmanian Devil dance about his head and shoulders. Add in a caveman club to that vision.

[classicrockgriller]

I tell you what Women are smarter than we think.

She came in the door of the Man Cave first.

Looked around and smiled.

Then she said "I was gonna tell you you could take those boxes

out and put them in the LR and that I'll go thru them."

So, for Today, my mean intentions made me look pretty damn smart!

I'm kinda pissed shes happy.

[OU812]

When mammas happy everybodys happy.  ;)

[ronbeaux]

You put her stuff in the wrong place trying to be mean. Amatuer! You should have stacked it in her side of the closet blocking her shoes.

[Quarlow]

So my rendition of Marty Robbins was wasted. What a shame.

[Smokin Soon]

I have been doing a major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless! Stealth is required! In the past 2 years I have been relocating some of her stuff just to see if it was missed, and these quietly go away. Ka Honu can have my stuff If I get killed!!!  ;D :D

[hal4uk]

She smiled?
You're just gonna have to TRY HARDER.
"You just keep thinkin', Butch.  That's what you're good at."

[ArnieM]

Sounds like you made out OK Sonny.  Sometimes things work out in a strange way.  Now you'll have to tell her about the new smoker you ordered and the truck load of brisket.

[Ka Honu]

... major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless!

You have no idea!  We moved into a new house this month and are unpacking stuff we haven't seen in years.  I have to watch the "Salvation Army bin" like a hawk - SWMBO just doesn't realize or understand the value of many of my treasured heirlooms.

[classicrockgriller]

... major spring cleaning here, and I really feel your pain. All of my stuff is junk, and hers is priceless!

You have no idea!  We moved into a new house this month and are unpacking stuff we haven't seen in years.  I have to watch the "Salvation Army bin" like a hawk - SWMBO just doesn't realize or understand the value of many of my treasured heirlooms.

I have been thinking that that move was close. I'm just surprise you can move around after all that Cajun food you consumed. Wifie will tell me ...

You haven't used this (whatever) in years. Oh, but I might use it next week! Keep the kewl Ka Honu.

[classicrockgriller]

Update #2

Seems "Something" got broke!

Not sure what it was, as I was not allowed to view the "demised".

From the tone of her sweet voice, I'd say it was something special.

Opps! Hey I can't bend like I us to.

NOW ... there's a Bad Moon Rising!

iceman, shinny glass and what?

[hal4uk]

You know what's gonna get broke next, don't ya?
(You got a helment?)