I met my true love,
While a brew I was drinking.
My chance to get lucky,
That's all I was thinking.
She had the good looks,
And perfume to please.
One glance and a sniff,
And I was down on my knees.
The heat was turned up,
And my palms were sweating.
And there I am wondering,
What all I might be getting.
Well time was ticking,
And getting real short.
Making me desperate,
As what to resort.
And then all the lights,
They went very dim.
And I thought to myself',
It just can't get this grim.
Only then did I see,
I'd fallen in love madly,
Cause my pork butt was done perfect,
In my brand new Bradley.
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
There once was a smoker from Vancouver
That didn't suck, like a Hoover
All my friends began to shout
As I pulled my meats out
And it didn't take long to prove her
The contest has begun! ;D ;D
(And yes, I pluralized it on purpose in an attempt to minimalize the double entendre. ;))
Good ones Ice and Chez. For now, until I can come up with something else, I'll throw my original introductory post from sometime last May or so into the fray. It describes my true-life experiences.
There once was a fellow from Chapel Hill
Who desired to learn a new cooking skill
So he paid his cash gladley
To Chez, for a Bradley!
Now his frans kin all eats till dey gits der fill!
Rock-on,
asa
Hey guys... a suggestion. Don't give up your day jobs...
There once was an idiot from a small Texan village,
Who felt the world was his to pillage.
Signing statements he adored,
And laws he ignored.
But when it came to barbecue there was no spillage.
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Oldman on September 23, 2006, 07:45:26 AM
Hey guys... a suggestion. Don't give up your day jobs...
Too late Olds, I gave up mine years ago ;)
I have too say im with olds on this one.YEEEKKKSSSS :P
There once was a fellow named Kirk
Who said one day with a smirk
"Think I'll sell Bradley Smokers,
to thousands of jokers
And then on the forum I'll lurk."
"Till someday an unwitting guest
Posts an innocent comment or jest;
Then I'll twist it around
and around till it sounds
Like a deviant s*x-act, at best."
May the almighty forgive me for what I have started. ::) :D ;D
Wow that is some harsh stuff! LOL
WOW. :o
QuoteMay the almighty forgive me for what I have started.
Hahaha, sorry Iceman. Methinks no forgiveness on this one!!!! :D
Forgiveness he says he wants,
But on the forum he taunts.
The subjects may vary,
And New Topics can be hairy.
Iceman, as always, his wit he flaunts.
;D
244 and counting
C'mon folks. Lighten up. While I realize that some people just don't have a sense of humor, I must conclude that apparently some just didn't "get" my homage to our resident Grand Master of the Double Entendre. I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think that Kirk would find it funny, because he at least has indicated by his posts, that he indeed does have a sense of humor.
So certainly no offense was intended.
Nuff said,
asa
None taken here! :)
I thought it was hilarious. ;D ;D
Kirk
Thanks very much Kirk. 'preciate it.
Let the contest continue.
Art
Quote from: asa on September 23, 2006, 08:28:15 PM
C'mon folks. Lighten up. While I realize that some people just don't have a sense of humor, I must conclude that apparently some just didn't "get" my homage to our resident Grand Master of the Double Entendre. I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think that Kirk would find it funny, because he at least has indicated by his posts, that he indeed does have a sense of humor.
So certainly no offense was intended.
Nuff said,
asa
I didn't see anything that I thought would offend Kirk. He's has a good sense of humor like most of us. Don' worry about it. ;)