Totally off-topic but I couldn't help it. I hope Brian forgives me.

[ArnieM]

Wifey (Debbie) was goin' kinda' nuts today, vacuuming and washing everything; real ball of fire.  She attributed it to eating a banana for breakfast.  I'l have to try that sometime  ;)

My wife is kinda a hair-do, makeup and jewelry sorta person.

She was riding around on her broom cleanin' the garage when I went to the liquor store to pick up dinner. 

I got back.  My Toro zero-turn radius mower was in the driveway; it used to be in the garage.  She's standing there, with my leaf blower at her feet, saying "How do ya start this damn thing?" 

"How did you manage to push the cutter out of the garage?"  "Simple.  I started it and drove it."  "How'd you do that?"  "Read the instructions."

I told her that the leaf blower actually needs gas to work.  I put in some two-cycle mix and started it.  She happily blew everything out of the garage (onto my car) and then did the decks and the walk.

Finally, I said "OK, start up the cutter and drive it back into the garage."  Damned if she didn't.  I should have shot a video.

I think I'll sleep in tomorrow.

[FLBentRider]

Sounds like she was gettin' her cleaning schwerve on

[pensrock]

Send her to clean my house when shes done there.  :)

[Tenpoint5]

Sounds like she is pregnant and going through the nesting phase!

[FLBentRider]

Sounds like she is pregnant and going through the nesting phase!

I had that one locked and loaded. I let you pull the trigger...

[Tenpoint5]

Sounds like she is pregnant and going through the nesting phase!

I had that one locked and loaded. I let you pull the trigger...

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

INCOMING!!

[Tiny Tim]

I was thinkin' the other way...she's starting to realize she don't need ya any more.  Make the smoker and other meat processing equipment have overrides that make them extremely difficult to operate if you're not there.

[Oldman]

To dang funny...

[classicrockgriller]

I think Arnie was going out of town and she was getting ready for a Party! ;D

[OU812]

If I could get my wife to do half of that I would have to punch myself so I could tell it was not a dream.

[SnellySmokesEm]

LOL.... wow.  My wife gave me shi#! because I didnt get my chores done fast enough.  What the heck...

[classicrockgriller]

My wife put a "To Do" list on the fridge for me and it didn't say anything about smokin so I didn't do any of them.

I put a to do list for her and wrote don't make out a to do list for me. ;D

[oakville smoker]

10.5
I think you nailed, fire in the hole, one in the oven !

I wont let mine touch anything with moving parts.  Just too much risk of something not going right