This from a guy that HATES Chicken!!

Started by Tenpoint5, May 13, 2014, 08:44:09 PM

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Tenpoint5

The Chamber of Commerce in my little hometown has started an Annual Spring Wing Fling cookoff. Well I was personally asked if I would cook in the contest. Now most everyone here knows my thoughts on Chicken! YUCK Nasty Disease Infected Bird! However I said I would give it a shot. It goes like this.

Season up some practice wings with Gunpowder



Cook them wings in the Treager while smoking a Boston Butt and try the new sauce. Scratch sauce it sucked



Mix up a 6x batch of my homemade BBQ Sauce





Season up some more wings to test



Bottle up sauce



Fire up grill with Grill Grates cook wings and try BBQ Sauce



That'll Work



Get up at 3 pm go to work until 6 am lay down take nap from 7:30-9 am get up. Load truck go to site set up. Cook all day long (Roughly 75 pounds of Chicken wings) Enter into the 3 judged categories Original, BBQ, Unique. Come Home at 7:30 pm unload put stuff away go to bed at 9:30 pm. Wake up the next morning to vaguely remember walking on 2 of the 3 categories!! Lost peoples choice to chicken and waffle flavored wings. That group also took the Original plaque. My Unique Sauce was our rendition of a Alabama White Sauce





Thanks for looking!

Also Thanks to Bam1 for helping out!
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tailfeathers

Nice work 10.5! I only see one thing wrong in your photos. You oughta be wearing a big 'ol s**t eatin' grin in the pic of you holding your awards! ;)
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Saber 4

Great job Chris! Gonna have to get some of that gunpowder to try

Tenpoint5

Quote from: tailfeathers on May 13, 2014, 08:57:36 PM
Nice work 10.5! I only see one thing wrong in your photos. You oughta be wearing a big 'ol s**t eatin' grin in the pic of you holding your awards! ;)

I was!!
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Congrats!   Told you that you'd do real goooood! 
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Quote from: Tenpoint5 on May 13, 2014, 09:46:58 PM
Quote from: tailfeathers on May 13, 2014, 08:57:36 PM
Nice work 10.5! I only see one thing wrong in your photos. You oughta be wearing a big 'ol s**t eatin' grin in the pic of you holding your awards! ;)

I was!!
I'd hate to see what you look like when you scowl! Lol


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waycoolcat

Congratulations. You might even start liking chicken now.
I want to be a better carnivore!

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You did good,,,,,,,, lot's of hard work.
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Tenpoint5

Quote from: waycoolcat on May 14, 2014, 05:31:35 AM
Congratulations. You might even start liking chicken now.

Yeah Right THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
Bacon is the Crack Cocaine of the Food World.

Be careful about calling yourself and EXPERT! An ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure!

SiFumar

Congrats!  Wings ain't chicken!  Pure flavorful goodness!  ;D