How to pick up women.

Started by Smokeville, August 12, 2010, 08:58:01 AM

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Smokeville

Yes, I know it doesn't fit the section.

So last Friday I put some pork in to smoke, a while later my wife and I went to the bank to get some cash so we could make change at the Farmers' market. We had to see a teller so we waited and then went up to a nice young lady. A few moments later she starts sniffing and then she looks at me and says "Oh, you smell good! You smell like smoked meat!"

It was 11;30am. "I've been working since 7am and boy now I'm really ready for lunch..."

It was a good thing my wife was there. Plus, I'm almost 60.

If only I had known about this 40 years ago!

Regards, Rich

TMB

That's funny!  Sorta goes with the bacon add you see on TV.  You know where the 2 ladies are talking and one of them has bacon in her purse to attract men (Taco Bell add I think) 
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beefmann

funny though a good   way to pick up women

3rensho

Great story.  Yeah, 40 years ago it would have been nice to run across a young lady with refined taste like this one.
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KevinG

My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.
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hal4uk

Quote from: KevinG on August 12, 2010, 09:46:55 AM
My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.
Skunk pig?...  ;D
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SouthernSmoked

We should bottle that up and sell it...
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ronbeaux

So that's why them women at the grocery follow me around. I thought I was a stud or something.........
The fight isn't over until the winner says it is.

ArnieM

Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.

monty

Quote from: ArnieM on August 12, 2010, 07:41:27 PM
Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D

is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

:D
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ArnieM

Quote from: monty on August 12, 2010, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: ArnieM on August 12, 2010, 07:41:27 PM
Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D

is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

:D

Good one monty.  I'll have to get another drink.
-- Arnie

Where there's smoke, there's food.