How to pick up women.

[Smokeville]

Yes, I know it doesn't fit the section.

So last Friday I put some pork in to smoke, a while later my wife and I went to the bank to get some cash so we could make change at the Farmers' market. We had to see a teller so we waited and then went up to a nice young lady. A few moments later she starts sniffing and then she looks at me and says "Oh, you smell good! You smell like smoked meat!"

It was 11;30am. "I've been working since 7am and boy now I'm really ready for lunch..."

It was a good thing my wife was there. Plus, I'm almost 60.

If only I had known about this 40 years ago!

Regards, Rich

[TMB]

That's funny!  Sorta goes with the bacon add you see on TV.  You know where the 2 ladies are talking and one of them has bacon in her purse to attract men (Taco Bell add I think) 

[beefmann]

funny though a good   way to pick up women

[3rensho]

Great story.  Yeah, 40 years ago it would have been nice to run across a young lady with refined taste like this one.

[KevinG]

My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.

[hal4uk]

My other smells must outperform, cause nobody's hitting on me.

Skunk pig?...  ;D

[SouthernSmoked]

We should bottle that up and sell it...

[ronbeaux]

So that's why them women at the grocery follow me around. I thought I was a stud or something.........

[ArnieM]

Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D

[monty]

Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D

is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

:D

[ArnieM]

Ron, stop carrying that sliced brisket around in your pockets  ;D

is that Boudain in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

:D

Good one monty.  I'll have to get another drink.