What do you do if . . . . .

[classicrockgriller]

You ain't right.  Git your head looked at, ok?
Mighta just been a minor drop on the linoleum...
But, then again, coulda been a Sunday morning church ride all-out-bump-jump-spring-launch off a F-150 bed right onto the gravel.

Don't help 'em out and mention the tree; make 'em earn their money. 
Go straight for the ink blots.

Well I love you too.

[hal4uk]

Awwww... 
Gimme a big sloppy one, B!@#$
Awrighten.

[classicrockgriller]

Awwww... 
Gimme a big sloppy one, B!@#$
Awrighten.

Did you miss me that much?

Nice to feel wanted and loved.

[pikeman_95]

True Story.

I use to decorate the outside, the inside, the kids bedroom with lights right after

Thanksgiving. My daughter has told me several times how much she enjoyed

going to sleep with the lights in her room. As the years progressed I did less and

less decorating.

Once when she was 16, her and her mom informed me that some boy was going

to come by and pick her up to get a hamburger in town. At this point we (I) didn't

let her date but did let boys come over to the house for a short time. I wasn't happy

with the idea. It was in May and they left in the day light hours. Daughter called about

two hours later and said they were on their way back. It had just got dark, So .........

I flipped on the outdoor Christmas lights that were still up. Daughter didn't talk to me

for two weeks and I had to sleep on the couch for a week. Plus the lights came down

the next day. Now she thinks it is one of the funniest things I had ever done.
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A friend of mine had a similar situation. He came home and found a senior in high school had given his very cute freshman daughter a ride home.

He asked him "Son do you believe in the here after."
the kid just shrugged his shoulders.
Well son, if you are here after what I think you are here after. You had not better not be here after I get home.

Ps loved the tree. You crack me up.
KC