old but good

[seemore]

BBQ RULES 

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor  cooking activity   .   When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:   
Routine...   
(1)   The woman buys the food.   
(2)   The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert ..   
(3)   The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.   
(4)   The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter [10ft] exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.   
Here comes the important part:   
(5)   THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.   
More routine...   
(6)   The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.   
(7)   The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat   
Important again:   
(8)   THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.   
More routine...   
(9)   The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.   
(10)   After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:   
(11)   Everyone   PRAISES   the   MAN   and   THANKS HIM   for his cooking efforts.   
(12)   The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '   her night off   ',   and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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[Roadking]

I wouldn't go near that with a 10 foot pole, actually I wouldn't go near her after a statement like that.

[FLBentRider]

Or a three meter pole.

[tsquared]

Here is an article on this subject that i read the other day at about 5 am. I was laughing so hard and loud I woke the picador in the other room. She was not as amused as I was. :D
www.katezimmerman.ca/writing/humour/beef.html

T2

[Caneyscud]

Here is an article on this subject that i read the other day at about 5 am. I was laughing so hard and loud I woke the picador in the other room. She was not as amused as I was. :D
www.katezimmerman.ca/writing/humour/beef.html

T2

Now that I have oxygen to recover - that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while - man I wish I had written it.  Love bitchy cow porterhouses.  The only thing she wasn't clear he ever put on clothes after the shower - just mentions the apron!  My high school mascot was a matador and I can't picture him nude, wearing an apron and serving porterhouse to guests!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D