Things You Don't Say To Your Wife

classicrockgriller · October 08, 2009, 09:32:37 PM

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Hopefull Romantic · October 09, 2009, 02:55:14 AM

JOt them down placed them on the fridge and the bathroom mirror to remember.

HR

car54 · October 09, 2009, 04:49:26 AM

My wife once told me if she starts putting weight on that I should tell her.

I did and I had to visit to the DOG HOUSE.

Brad

classicrockgriller · October 09, 2009, 05:42:47 AM

Brad, you fell for that trick too?

KyNola · October 09, 2009, 08:02:09 AM

"You sure don't sweat much for a fat girl". Avoid that one.

ArnieM · October 09, 2009, 08:23:36 AM

After coming home from the hair dresser:

W: Do you like my new hair style?
Yup, looks great.
W: Do you like the color.
Yup, perfect.
W: You're sure you like it?
Yup, terrific.
W: You wouldn't like it any longer?
Nope, looks good.
W: How about shorter?
Nope, it's just right.

Now, what were you saying dear? I was just watching as ARod hit a home run. WHOOPS >:( >:(

Caneyscud · October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AM

Sad thing is that I am at the age that even "Good Morning Dear" gets me in the dog house!

Maybe, it is something I did or did not do, but I like to think is is hormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Ka Honu · October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM

Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.

Mr Walleye · October 09, 2009, 10:44:02 AM

Quote from: Ka Honu on October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.

Ya but... Don't and I repeat... Don't mention it! :-X :-X :-X

:D :D :D ;D

Mike

Caneyscud · October 09, 2009, 10:52:08 AM

Quote from: Mr Walleye on October 09, 2009, 10:44:02 AM
Quote from: Ka Honu on October 09, 2009, 10:40:32 AM
Quote from: Caneyscud on October 09, 2009, 10:23:04 AMhormones - Thats my story and I'm stickin' to it!

... and it's a good story, caney.

Ya but... Don't and I repeat... Don't mention it! :-X :-X :-X

:D :D :D ;D

Mike

Too late! - already have those scars!

OU812 · October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

Another thing you dont want to say to her when she's going off on you

"You know they have a pill that would help control this"

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door. :D

Hopefull Romantic · October 09, 2009, 12:27:24 PM

Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door. :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR

car54 · October 09, 2009, 12:31:05 PM

My wife came from the hair dresser the other day and my grandson asked "What happened to your hair?. He could get away with it but not I.

Brad

Hopefull Romantic · October 09, 2009, 12:40:58 PM

Couple of weeks ago I dropped my wife off at some shop where she was picking some thing up. To told me; "Wait Here". It was a no parking zone but I did. One cop showed up and asked me to move and I told him I couldn't because my wife told me to Wait here. He said; "but I am telling you to move". I calmly replied to him and said that with him I could reason and the worst that could happen was to pay about a $15 fine. On the other hand, with my wife I can not reason and it is gonna be a hell lot more than $15.

He let me stay and did not give me a ticket.

HR

OU812 · October 09, 2009, 12:52:40 PM

Quote from: Hopefull Romantic on October 09, 2009, 12:27:24 PM
Quote from: OU812 on October 09, 2009, 12:09:33 PM

I saw her head start spinning around and green stuff started coming out of her mouth when I closed the door. :D

Why were you out to get the priest!!! ;D ;D ;D

HR

Nope just didnt want any green stuff on me. ;D