Conversation with my Wife about the Bradley Part 2

[classicrockgriller]

I was drinking my morning coffee reading the post from the form when my Wifie comes to the den.

8:30 am
W. What are you doing?
M. Looking over some post on the Bradley forum.
W.The grass sure does need mowing.
M. I saw that, it does need mowing.
W. The grass is really getting tall.
M. Huh?
W. Do you think you could something about that?
M. About what?
W. Do you think you could mow the grass today?
M. Sure, right after I get thru making this post.

11:15
W. I didn't hear the lawnmower running.
M. Huh?
W. Thought you were going to mow the yard.
M. I was but I got to reading the post on the forum.
W. Well now it's almost too hot to mow.
M. I think you're right. Plus the sun kinda wilts the grass and makes it easier to mow.
W. So you are going to mow today, right?
M. As soon as it gets cooler this afternoon.

3:00
W. Why did you take a picture of the sandwich you made.
M. So I could post it.
W. Who cares what you ate for lunch.
M. Well I cook a Chuck Roast with a Remoulade Marinade and I made a post on it.
And then when I sliced it I posted that.
W. OK?
M. So the pic of the sammie I posted so that they could see what my origional post was intended for.
W. Sammie?
M. Is what a sandwich is called in the forum.
W. So you guys take pictures of your sandwiches and then call them sammies. That is weird.
M. Sorry, what did you say, I was making a post.
W. Never mind.

7:00 pm
W. The grass?
M. Geez I completely forgot about it. I was reading a post.
W. What about, more sammies?
M. Nooooo, it was about ahhh, hmmm, meat for pizza's. Yep smoke meats for better pizzas.
W. Well that sounds good. Let me read it.
M. Ahh, I just clicked off of it but I will hunt it down.
W. Well I'm calling somebody to mow this yard tomorrow and you are paying for it.
M. I think that is a great idea. In fact I know someone. I'll call them right after I make this post.

[Quarlow]

Hmm I resemble that post. "What dear, you want me to do that. Ok I'm all over it. Just as soon as the ribs come out of the smoker".

[BigJohnT]

My wife would say "have you seen my cammos" I'm going (insert your favorite) hunting in the morning and your on your own for breakfast." Or, "Lets take a motorcycle ride then you can smoke something so I don't have to cook."

Very Supportive. When she dumps her purse out more knifes fall out than I can carry in all my pockets. "You never know when you need one..."

She came with a bass boat and a chain saw but we sold the bass boat...

John

[classicrockgriller]

mine came with a nice behind, good looks and some bills.

She lost the first two and we are still paying on the bills

[Tiny Tim]

Mine..............................I haven't met yet.  Or I have, but we haven't negotiated even the dating part yet.

[monty]

3:00
W. Why did you take a picture of the sandwich you made.
M. So I could post it.
W. Who cares what you ate for lunch.
M. Well I cook a Chuck Roast with a Remoulade Marinade and I made a post on it.
And then when I sliced it I posted that.
W. OK?
M. So the pic of the sammie I posted so that they could see what my origional post was intended for.
W. Sammie?
M. Is what a sandwich is called in the forum.
W. So you guys take pictures of your sandwiches and then call them sammies. That is weird.
M. Sorry, what did you say, I was making a post.
W. Never mind.

LOL  :D hahahahaha I am dying of laughter here!

wouldn't be surprised to hear of others who have had this exact same conversation..."who cares what you ate for lunch"  ;D