New Military Unit - USRSF

[Oldman]

Subject: New Military Unit - USRSF


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the   United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problems in Afghanistan to be over by NEXT Friday.

[3rensho]

ROFLMAO  Great one Olds

[justpete]

The simple answer to a complex problem.  ;D

[pensrock]

It would work!  ;D ;D ;D

[Roadking]

Now there's something I totally agree on. Is baiting allowed?, if so they should put some goats in a field. to draw them into it.  Get'er done.....................

[Quarlow]

Then they would be " The Men Who Stare at Goats Waiting for Afghanis"

[Oldman]

if so they should put some goats in a field. to draw them into it.  Get'er done.....................

Then they would " The Men Who Stare at Goats Waiting for Afghanis"

Ain't it the dang truth...

[Savannahsmoker]

Thank You for that.  After 35 years in the Military and reading "I will maybe make a decision after Thanksgiving" this helped me out.

[jaredpost]

Its got my support all the way.  ;D