scientific method (a.k.a "here...hold my beer")

Started by squirtthecat, November 19, 2009, 07:43:37 PM

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hal4uk

Ok... Since this ain't about "scientific cooking" anymore (you hijacking mules)..
I could compete in this contest...  But I'd rather lose than tell.  I quit.

[sip]

Well, ok...

KyNola... Who was that doctor that owned that fancy old stone mansion at 9th & Broadway (?)
Well, way back.. Uhhh..I lived in the old apartment bldg across the street...
And one night, I started some spaghetti sauce...

Did you know that the Fire Department can wake your butt up if they want to?


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Quarlow

And now for something completely different. badumbum...........I don't know where to go with this.............Aman walked into the bar and sat down next to a horse. He looks at the horse and say "hey why the long face"..........How about those Giants.
I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

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classicrockgriller

Quote from: hal4uk on November 19, 2009, 09:04:35 PM
Ok... Since this ain't about "scientific cooking" anymore (you hijacking mules)..
I could compete in this contest...  But I'd rather lose than tell.  I quit.

[sip]

Well, ok...

KyNola... Who was that doctor that owned that fancy old stone mansion at 9th & Broadway (?)
Well, way back.. Uhhh..I lived in the old apartment bldg across the street...
And one night, I started some spaghetti sauce...

Did you know that the Fire Department can wake your butt up if they want to?




Geez, I hate when that happens. ;D

hal4uk

Two penguins are sitting on an iceberg....
The iceberg splits clean in half.
One penguin on each side.
As the two halves start floating away from each other...
One waves to the other, and says, "Bye, bye, chocolate milk!"

There is a 'food' sorta reference there.  That's the important thing, eh?

Ok, well, if chocolate milk ain't food...
A slow-smoked bacon-wrapped penguin dipped in beer batter and deep fried...
and then the oil bubbles over...  fire ensues... and spreads... well.. like fire...

I mean, if the penguin had originally started out for Giants stadium...
Whether he had tickets or not....

That's about food, right?

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Geez, I hate when that happens. ;D

Yeah...  "funny" stuff is usually something altogether different at the moment of creation.
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Quarlow

I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

classicrockgriller


Quarlow

I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

hal4uk

My wife's clever, but she couldn't make up the names y'all have.
Can't fool me.
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classicrockgriller


Quarlow

I like to walk threw life on the path of least resistance. But sometimes the path needs a good kick in the ass.

OBS
BBQ
One Big Easy, plus one in a box.

classicrockgriller


hal4uk

CRG...

Who's that Blue Collar boy?
"I don't care who ya are... dat der is funny!"
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