My Christmas Turkey Plans ..... Will this work?

[classicrockgriller]

Here is a recipe I thought I would like for the holidays.



Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely
coated.


Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat; 

Slide  lemon  halves  under  the  skin  with  the  peel  side  up, one
on

each side.  This way the  juice from the lemon will release into the
breasts.


Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes.   Remove cover and continue

to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.


If I followed these steps correctly, My turkey should 

look like the one in the picture.

Wish Me Luck!

[Hopefull Romantic]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ROTFLMAO

HR

[KevinG]

That's just wrong! Now I'm going to get excited every thanksgiving. :)

[squirtthecat]

Is that your ICB submission??   :D

[Quarlow]

ROFLMAO holy sh#t I just about pee'd my pants. That is a classic.

[justpete]

What will you be doing with the olive oil.  ;D

[manxman]

 :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Huntnfreak]

That is hilarious!!

[classicrockgriller]

That is hilarious!!

Huntnfreak, I think that is a must do next time at camp you do your trash can turkey.
Just keep it a secrest and watch their faces when you take that can off! ;D ;D

[OU812]

She has a nice tan with no tan lines.  :D

[classicrockgriller]

She's an old bird, kinda wrinkley around the neck.

[OU812]

She's an old bird, kinda wrinkley around the neck.

You are talking about the turkey arnt you?  ;D

[classicrockgriller]

She's an old bird, kinda wrinkley around the neck.

You are talking about the turkey arnt you?  ;D

You mean Ms Turkey.

[OU812]

She's an old bird, kinda wrinkley around the neck.

You are talking about the turkey arnt you?  ;D

You mean Ms Turkey.

Is it Ms or Mrs ?  :D

[Huntnfreak]

Classicrockgriller that is a great idea!  I don't know if I can wait till next year though.  Might have to try it at our "cabin fever" party this winter.