the only way to fly..

[squirtthecat]

Smoked BBQ To Go!

Bradley smoked turkey and chuck roast, frozen solid in vacuum bags and stuffed in pretty pink Susan Komen cooler. (hey, it was the only one that would fit in my suitcase..)



And a bottle of St Louis style Bandana's Sauce to go with..

This will be our Christmas Dinner tomorrow night (actually, quite a few dinners) in Williamsburg, VA.

I hope the airport doesn't turn the drug dogs loose on my luggage, or we'll have a serious problem...    :D

[FLBentRider]

Nice - but if that is a carry-on the liquid police might not like the sauce.

[squirtthecat]

Nice - but if that is a carry-on the liquid police might not like the sauce.

No, that is my big checked bag. 

Liquid police...   Imagine what the X-Ray people would think!  (step over here, sir...)

[FLBentRider]

I'm sure that bag will get a second and third look on its way through the machine.

You should have packed samples for the  TSA security staff.

[hal4uk]

Interesting KIT you have, sir.  Would you please strip nekkid, grab your ankles, and follow us?...

[ronbeaux]

Your gonna piss off the dogs for sure! You'll end up paying for a new leash from the handlers trying to hold them back. ;D

[squirtthecat]

I'm sure that bag will get a second and third look on its way through the machine.

You should have packed samples for the  TSA security staff.

Who knows, they might help themselves if the pull my bag for a hand inspection...
I can see ABTs being deemed WMDs and confiscated.  :D


Ron, I hope the seals hold on those bags, or I'm gonna be doing a LOT of laundry first thing tomorrow after we check in!

[ronbeaux]

Couldn't be worse than two bottles of tequila busting stuffed inside of your new snake skin boots!

[hal4uk]

I was just kiddin'...
If MrC thinks he can do this - he can.

Trust me.  His innocent looks have brung me all sorts of liquids from every corner of earth.
I have a display shelf to prove it.

Awrighten.

[squirtthecat]

Don't worry, I'm doing this one by the books.  All in my checked bag.

I'm counting on the cooler climate down in the cargo hold to let my turkey/beef thaw ever so slowly...   Should be ready for dinner! (might have to juice it a bit in the microwave)

[squirtthecat]

I was just kiddin'...
If MrC thinks he can do this - he can.

Trust me.  His innocent looks have brung me all sorts of liquids from every corner of earth.
I have a display shelf to prove it.

Awrighten.

Ahh, the good old days - when you could carry that stuff on the plane.    (and they didn't zing you for massive 'overweight' baggage charges)


Now we have to stick with simple glassware.

[classicrockgriller]

Squirt, Leave Hal a blank check incase he has to come bail you out.

Can see the headlines "The notorious MrC aka squirtthecat was captured at the Airpot today
trying to smuggle a smoked Turkey & Chuck Roast on board an airline. It was heavy laden with CT.

News at 10:00

[ArnieM]

Nice - but if that is a carry-on the liquid police might not like the sauce.

"Drop the sauce sir and step away from the bag."  ;D

[squirtthecat]

Nice - but if that is a carry-on the liquid police might not like the sauce.

"Drop the sauce sir and step away from the bag."  ;D

I just wedged a (previously opened) jar of horseradish 'beer and brat' mustard into that cooler...   That'll confuse the dogs even more.   :D

[ArnieM]

You could have put a couple of sausages in your pockets and worn a kielbasa belt ... Whoops, sorry.  Wrong move.  ;D ;D