You Are Hooked on Your Bradley If?

[HawkeyeSmokes]

You have a picture of the last brisket you smoked in your wallet!!!

And you have (800) 665-4188 on speed dial!

:D

[Tenpoint5]

I dont have it on speed dial mine doesn't break down. I dont have to call. I do just to bother Brian every now and then though

[hal4uk]

If...

You give up the empty front row seat to your smokn' show to a new friend...
The seat that used to be your wife's - before she left this world...

And he's so amazed at your generosity, he wonders why one of your other friends didn't get the seat...
Of course, they're all at her funeral.

[Quarlow]

You cancel your vacation because you didn't get anything smoked in time to take with you.  :o :o ;D

[KevinG]

You strap it in the front seat of your car as if it was a passenger.

[FLBentRider]

If you can't eat:

Ribs
Brisket
pulled pork

out at a restaurant anymore.

[Paddlinpaul]

Your first born is named Bradley and she is a girl!

[pensrock]

You open the fridge to make dinner but its filled with smoked cheeses and no room left for any other food.

[ArnieM]

If

You go out to say goodnight to it every night - and sometimes feed it a pork butt for the next day.

[KevinG]

You count pucks instead of sheep to go to sleep.

[NePaSmoKer]

When you pass gas you throw a pale blue puff of smoke  :D  ;D

OR

You dont have no more meat and you gotta smoke somthin  :D.........................Yeah i really did

[squirtthecat]

You are cooking some rice, and it needs some 'help'..

[GusRobin]

You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC

[Tenpoint5]

You miss the birth of your first born because the brisket is almost ready to FTC

Round here you would be a dead man and they would be smoking you for this one

[MPTubbs]

All your friends and family tells you to shut up about smok'n ;D