I wish........

[Caneyscud]

I could smoke and eat barbecue every day
Look like Tom Selleck
Dress like Matthew Quigley
Have a voice like Sam Elliott
Preach like Adran Rogers
Paint like Winslow Homer
Take photos like Ansel Adams
Cook like Bobby-Tyler-Ina-Michael-Mario Lagasse
Serve like Jesus

[Smoke some]

I'm none of the above, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.  ;D

[KevinG]

I could smoke and eat barbecue every day
Look like Tom Selleck
Dress like Matthew Quigley
Have a voice like Sam Elliott
Preach like Adran Rogers
Paint like Winslow Homer
Take photos like Ansel Adams
Cook like Bobby-Tyler-Ina-Michael-Mario Lagasse
Serve like Jesus

But then there'd be two of me.  ;D

[NePaSmoKer]

No there would be 3 of me. Then i would have to snuff the other 2 out grind em up and make sausage to sell to the Pocono tourists. Then there would be the 1 of me back again as the original  :D

[drewpatton]

I wish I was a baller...

[OU812]

I wish I knew who those pepole are.  ;D

[drewpatton]

They are the shot callers. They roll with 20 inch blades on ther impallas!

[hal4uk]

Heck, I like Crazy Cora too...
Oh Yeahhhh...
Awrighten.