Wifie Is Going Out Of Town In Morning .... AND IT IS ON!

classicrockgriller · May 07, 2010, 08:37:43 PM

After this smoke

http://forum.bradleysmoker.com/index.php?topic=15586.0

Wife cut in half what she thought was the cords to my smokers.

I have gotten wise in the 36 years of marriage.

Just gave her some old extention cords to ruin her hedge shears on.

Rib Roast?

Brisket?

Brisket Flat?

Boudain?

OK!

I need's to SMOKE!

Quarlow · May 07, 2010, 08:39:37 PM

You go you crazy smokin' monster you.

classicrockgriller · May 07, 2010, 08:53:05 PM

Got a new twist to add to it.

I went to visit my Mom today for Mother's Day (she's 84)

Brought Flowers, cards, Sweet Potato Pancake Mix, Sweet Potato Biscuit mix

and a cooler of smoked goodies.

There fore it looks like we have a deficit of "Ready Eats"

I have to perform my duty! ..... here, here!

Quarlow · May 07, 2010, 08:55:24 PM

Can I get an amen brother, yeah.

DTAggie · May 07, 2010, 08:58:34 PM

You the Man!! Who eats all those goodies?

classicrockgriller · May 07, 2010, 09:21:36 PM

Quote from: DTAggie on May 07, 2010, 08:58:34 PM
You the Man!! Who eats all those goodies?

I have family and friends! ;D

DTAggie · May 07, 2010, 09:23:57 PM

Just like AT&T

classicrockgriller · May 07, 2010, 11:44:54 PM

Quote from: Quarlow on May 07, 2010, 08:55:24 PM
Can I get an amen brother, yeah.

Amen!

deb415611 · May 08, 2010, 03:00:45 AM

Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 07, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
Got a new twist to add to it.

I went to visit my Mom today for Mother's Day (she's 84)

Brought Flowers, cards, Sweet Potato Pancake Mix, Sweet Potato Biscuit mix

and a cooler of smoked goodies.

There fore it looks like we have a deficit of "Ready Eats"

I have to perform my duty! ..... here, here!

I hope that is what I get for mother's day when I'm 84 :D My son wants to learn how to cook this summer ;D

Tenpoint5 · May 08, 2010, 05:21:09 AM

Quote from: deb415611 on May 08, 2010, 03:00:45 AM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 07, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
Got a new twist to add to it.

I went to visit my Mom today for Mother's Day (she's 84)

Brought Flowers, cards, Sweet Potato Pancake Mix, Sweet Potato Biscuit mix

and a cooler of smoked goodies.

There fore it looks like we have a deficit of "Ready Eats"

I have to perform my duty! ..... here, here!

I hope that is what I get for mother's day when I'm 84 :D My son wants to learn how to cook this summer ;D

Sounds like he is losing weight and missing his Momma's cooking while off to college!! Get him a summer job and let him buy a smoker to take back to school.

Of course you could ship him off to the Smoking Monkey to learn how to cook when batching it!!

ronbeaux · May 08, 2010, 05:23:01 AM

Say Hi to Mom for me!

BuyLowSellHigh · May 08, 2010, 05:23:15 AM

CRG, you are an inspiration. Smoke it if you have it, if you don't have it go get it. I love it!

So will this be the Daughter of the Mother Load of All Smokes?

BTW - my wife did the cut the extension cord with the hedge shears a few years ago. She did it while I was travelling on business. While the only damage done was to the extension cord, she did note that the big blue flash was rather impressive.

deb415611 · May 08, 2010, 06:28:15 AM

Quote from: Tenpoint5 on May 08, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: deb415611 on May 08, 2010, 03:00:45 AM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 07, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
Got a new twist to add to it.

I went to visit my Mom today for Mother's Day (she's 84)

Brought Flowers, cards, Sweet Potato Pancake Mix, Sweet Potato Biscuit mix

and a cooler of smoked goodies.

There fore it looks like we have a deficit of "Ready Eats"

I have to perform my duty! ..... here, here!

I hope that is what I get for mother's day when I'm 84 :D My son wants to learn how to cook this summer ;D
Sounds like he is losing weight and missing his Momma's cooking while off to college!! Get him a summer job and let him buy a smoker to take back to school.

Of course you could ship him off to the Smoking Monkey to learn how to cook when batching it!!

Yeah, he was a little thinner last week. He actually stayed with us Saturday night rather than going back to the dorm so he could go out to breakfast in the morning (I need to post my Baltimore food finds...)

Ship him off to the smoking monkey for lessons.... hmmm... why does that scare me a little ;D

classicrockgriller · May 08, 2010, 07:54:18 AM

Quote from: deb415611 on May 08, 2010, 06:28:15 AM
Quote from: Tenpoint5 on May 08, 2010, 05:21:09 AM
Quote from: deb415611 on May 08, 2010, 03:00:45 AM
Quote from: classicrockgriller on May 07, 2010, 08:53:05 PM
Got a new twist to add to it.

I went to visit my Mom today for Mother's Day (she's 84)

Brought Flowers, cards, Sweet Potato Pancake Mix, Sweet Potato Biscuit mix

and a cooler of smoked goodies.

There fore it looks like we have a deficit of "Ready Eats"

I have to perform my duty! ..... here, here!

I hope that is what I get for mother's day when I'm 84 :D My son wants to learn how to cook this summer ;D
Sounds like he is losing weight and missing his Momma's cooking while off to college!! Get him a summer job and let him buy a smoker to take back to school.

Of course you could ship him off to the Smoking Monkey to learn how to cook when batching it!!

Yeah, he was a little thinner last week. He actually stayed with us Saturday night rather than going back to the dorm so he could go out to breakfast in the morning (I need to post my Baltimore food finds...)

Ship him off to the smoking monkey for lessons.... hmmm... why does that scare me a little ;D

After hanging with me he would have a different view of life .....

it may be warped, but it would be different! ;D