Anyone had their smoker stolen?

[hal4uk]

Try CRG's plan. 
Thieves don't want to get caught and/or killed.
They will move along and find an easier target than the house with the DOGS.

While you're at it, throw up a sign:

NO TRESSPASSING
SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

[Up In Smoke]

UpinSmoke , sounds like you've had "several" divorces. :-\

All I know is that if someone steals my smoker, they better pray I don't get my hands on them. 

Anyone ever had their shoes stolen?   Now that sucks. >:(

2 and that is enough!

[Smoking Duck]

I just had some jackwagon somehow get my debit card number and buy some stuff on the internet this past week.  Fortunately, I caught on to it only after $150.  The cops won't do a danged thing about it for $150 so as soon as I find the smacklefooses' name, it's time for some street justice. 

And anyone that would attempt to steal anything I smoke or grill food with may as well try and take my wife and kids, the result would be the same as soon as I catch up with them.

[TestRocket]

NO TRESSPASSING
SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

Or this sign:

Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again!

[beefmann]

i have a sign on my fence that  reads, Never mind the German Shepard, beware of the tiger, he loves raw meat

[Habanero Smoker]

I have a neighbor down the road who has a tank by one of his buildings. On the tank he has a sign that says "We don't bother to call 911."

[Mailman]

I'm in the process of building my own little DAS RAUCH HAUS (the smoke house) He will be in there all by himself under lock and key. Never had trouble with theft here every one knows I hunt a lot. I even reload my shells. Was a small arms repairman in the U.S. Army. Plus I am a postal worker (enough said you know are rep.) LOL

[TestRocket]

I'll just stand here quietly and wait my turn!  :D

[Ants]

Roommate thought he heard a thumpin in the backyard so we went out and checked.  OBS intact...

I had 1 in the chamber 18 in the clip  ;D

I need that dang sign!

[hal4uk]

NO TRESSPASSING
SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

Or this sign:

Trespassers will be shot
Survivors will be shot again!

TR, I've seen a VERSION of that -- but, I ain't gonna repeat it...   ;D

[DTAggie]

That was just bevo

[NePaSmoKer]

Your going to steal what from my Dad?

[hal4uk]

Nepas...  Your brood could quadrangulate the perp, couldn't they??   ;D

[NePaSmoKer]

Nepas...  Your brood could quadrangulate the perp, couldn't they??   ;D

:D  :D

Yeah then the perp would prob buy me a new smoker so me sons wouldn't beat the snuff outta em  :D

[BuyLowSellHigh]

NePaS,  judging from the photo I would say in your son's case cripples are not an option.