Not ready for a divorce!

[Caneyscud]

I gotta learn to stay off Craigslist.  There's an almost new Lang Smoker Deluxe with Char Grill for sell just down the road.  Oh, the lust.  Not sure if my wife would kill me first or divorce me first - but she'd do both.  Keeping the secret Traeger secret was child's play compared to secreting this thing away.  Why wasn't I born wealthy?  

[beefmann]

such is life, if we all  were  wealthy we  wouldn't  have anything to worry  about and us boys could have all of our toys

[TMB]

Again, like I have said in past post..  Buy it now because she's gonna buy shoes and clothes and this is her way to spend money. You need to buy it and then say "it's my way to spend money"   after a week or so you should make a full recovery from the smack on the head.   ;)

[jiggerjams]

Flirting with temptation...I am a sucker for that stuff. I always give in to my wants. What if you buy it and then when you show it to her have a couple pair of new shoes for her inside it?